How and Why I Started a Stationary Company

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My wall of cards given to me

I once had a boyfriend that would leave me cute little sticky notes all over the apartment. His notes were romantic and sweet. Think "Good morning my little champion swimmer." I am a shit swimmer and was attempting to lamely take adult swim lessons. Talk about feeling like a dodo.

I started writing my own sassier sticky notes in response. For example, thanks for making my vag sore. A little less romantic and a little more silly. Personally, I thought I...

How to Have a Coed Bachelorette Party

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Maybe just the thought of wearing a giant penis around your head the night before you get hitched doesn’t exactly excite you. Or maybe the idea of some chick rubbing her sweaty jugs in bae's face doesn’t exactly get you hot and bothered.



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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are Donzo

In what is undeniably the most shocking split since Brad and Angelina (aka Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are getting divorced. Like WHAT? If America's favorite sweetheart can't find love is there simply no hope left?



What happened? Was it an affair? Was it Justin’s weird eyebrows?




Amy Schumer Just Got Married And I'm Dying

Imagine my surprise this morning when I opened my Instagram and found out Amy Schumer is effing married. First off, why wasn't I invited? Second, who is this guy? Where did he come from? I THOUGHT WE WERE SECRET BEST FRIENDS, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME AMY? 

10 Awesome Movies to Watch on Valentine's Day

Dinner and fancy chocolates may get some people hot and bothered. Personally, I prefer diamonds or a new car. But if you're more interested in Netflix and Chilling, I’ve pulled together ten of the best movies to curl up and watch with your boo (or by yourself) on Valentine’s Day.