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KFC Is Now Selling Pizza Made With A Fried Chicken ‘Crust’

How many times have you found yourself sitting around eating a melty, cheesy (possibly sausage- or pepperoni-covered) slice of pizza, and thought to yourself, “There really is not enough fat, grease or calories in this pizza!” Happens all the time, right?

Well, now there is a solution for this age-old dilemma, thanks to the good people (evil geniuses?) at Kentucky Fried Chicken who are using fried chicken as PIZZA CRUST. Yep, this is really happening and it’s called “Chizza.”

KFC has created what can only be described as the Frankenstein of food. In lieu of a traditional dough...


Bassists Are The Most Important Member Of A Band—According To Science

In what will come as no surprise to anyone who loves rock n’ roll or the blues, researchers have now determined that the bass is the backbone of any song. Turns out our brains can find the rhythm more easily when it is played in a lower tone. In other words, bassists are far more important to a song’s structure that previously thought. Take THAT, lead singers and drummers!

According to a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, people are more perceptive of the changes in the lower-pitched notes...


Ladies, This New Makeup Pen Is Going To Make You Very Nostalgic

Remember how unbelievably awesome those cool 4-in-1 clickable pens were when you were in middle school? Using it to draw your crush’s name in a heart, pump up your doodle game or to make note-taking slightly more exciting is the stuff nostalgic adolescent memories are made of. If you didn’t have one of these pens, your pencil case was not complete.

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Offbeat Valentine's Day Date Ideas

We all love our boos (well maybe not all of us) but honestly Valentine's Day dates can be a big snooze fest. Dinner, red roses, candles. What is this "The Bachelor"? Sorry I just felt a little barf rise in my mouth as I said that. If you're stumped on what to do with your hubby/baby daddy/guy you only text but haven't met/future fiance (he doesn't know it yet) than read on. Here are some offbeat Valentine's Day ideas for those of you are more sarcastic than sappy.  

1. Take a Cooking Class