Vaginas (or vagines as I like to lovely call them) are like magical mystery machines. Full of awe and wonder, they can do things you wouldn't even dream of. But if you're anything like me you probably take your vagina for granted like you do air or water. You stick a tampon or a menstrual cup up there, let in a penis, shoot out a kid, and call it a day. But she is taking care of you all the time, whether you know it or not.
Dare I say it, I think as far as gentalia goes the vagina is far superior to the penis. What the hell can a penis do besides get hard and shoot out some jizz? OK that getting hard part is kind of cool, but we can do that too. Sort of. More on that later. And balls? They just look like those little punching bags that boxers use and they're weak as shit. As my friend Betty White has said “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” And I couldn't agree more. Go #teamvagina.
1. There's only one vagina
First things first. Your vagina does not refer to your entire lady parts. You’ve also got the vulva, cervix, and the clitoris. If you want to keep calling all your bits collectively “vagina” by all means go ahead but know the difference!
2. Vaginas have pleated walls
You know how an accordion or an umbrella can open and close because of its pleats? Well a vagina is the same way. This, my friends is how your vagina expands. So next time you have a baby or have sex and a giant penis, a fist, or vibrator enters it, you can thank the old gal.
3. Vaginas can fall out
I don't want to freak you out but your vagina can fall out. Like an inside out sock. Yikes!!!! I don't know about you but the last thing I want to see in between my legs is my vajayjay. That bitch better stay put. But don't worry it's nothing that can't be fixed.
4. The meaning of vagina
5. Vaginas are self-cleaning
6. Vaginas clean themselves; kind of like a self-cleaning oven. So forget those douche commercials. In fact, discharge is the way your vagina cleans itself. These gooey secretions flush out cells, water, and bacteria that are up to no good. Just stick to scrubbing between the labia and you’re good to go!
7. Vaginas Get Bigger
8. Vaginas Like Exercise, Too