It's OVER! No more boozin it up at Starbucks

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Faster than a prostitute goes down on a dick, Starbucks has decided to stop serving alcohol. 

Branded as their "evenings program", Starbucks's foray into alcohol was as popular as pre-hot Khloe. I wonder was it the lack of proper wine selection or just the fact that no one wants to sip pinot noir while surrounded by scone crumbs while muzak wafts in the background. 

I can no longer go straight from hyper caffeinated to totally toasted while trying to get work done. Thanks for nothing.



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