The Worst Celebrity Breakups of 2017

As if 2017 hasn't been enough of a dumpster fire, we've had to deal with shit like Chris Pratt and Anna Faris breaking up. What's next? Chrissy Teigen and John Legend? Tim McGraw and Faith Hill? I swear to God I will just crawl into a cave and give up on love. IT BETTER NOT HAPPEN!

1. Chris Pratt and Anna Faris

I still can't wrap my head around this. Sure he became super buff and his fame skyrocketed while she starred on a podcast, oh wait that's what happened.

2. Jennifer Hudson and Chris Otunga

Allegedly Otunga was physically and emotionally abusive to Hudson. Save that shit for the wrestling ring you dodo! Let's hope J Hud can find love on "The Voice" like Gwen Stefani did.

 

3. Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom

My guess is he took one look at her horrendous new Miley Cyrus-inspired haircut and said fuck no.

 4. Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill

I had no idea who Meek Mill was before Nicki Minaj and I still couldn't pick him out of a lineup. But if Queen Nicki broke up with him I can only assume he's a turd.

5. Josh Duhamel and Fergie

This might be the most shocking one of all but maybe all her horrible music finally got to him. 

 

 

 


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