As if 2017 hasn't been enough of a dumpster fire, we've had to deal with shit like Chris Pratt and Anna Faris breaking up. What's next? Chrissy Teigen and John Legend? Tim McGraw and Faith Hill? I swear to God I will just crawl into a cave and give up on love. IT BETTER NOT HAPPEN!
1. Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
I still can't wrap my head around this. Sure he became super buff and his fame skyrocketed while she starred on a podcast, oh wait that's what happened.
Allegedly Otunga was physically and emotionally abusive to Hudson. Save that shit for the wrestling ring you dodo! Let's hope J Hud can find love on "The Voice" like Gwen Stefani did.
3. Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom
My guess is he took one look at her horrendous new Miley Cyrus-inspired haircut and said fuck no.
I had no idea who Meek Mill was before Nicki Minaj and I still couldn't pick him out of a lineup. But if Queen Nicki broke up with him I can only assume he's a turd.
This might be the most shocking one of all but maybe all her horrible music finally got to him.