July 4th — AKA Independence Day — is coming in hot.
This means celebrating with a rooftop party, backyard barbeque, or hanging out at the beach.
No matter how you choose to celebrate America (even though she’s kind of a mess sometimes, we love her), we’ve got the goodies to help you have some extra fireworks.
1. Wine labels to celebrate America’s birthday
The United States turns 245 years old this year. Although there’s some debate about when the United States officially became a country, it’s commonly accepted we celebrate on July 4th.
Give America the celebration she deserves with some birthday bottle labels.
She’s the birthday bitch — so it only seems appropriate.
2. A bag to stash your lit essentials
Fireworks aren’t the only thing that will be getting lit this July 4th.
A “weed stash” zippered cosmetic bag will store all your festive gear for the holiday.
Whether you’re sparking up or storing shooters in your bag to avoid paying $18 for cocktails at a rooftop bar, it’s the perfect way to hide all your celebratory goodies.
3. A top to make a statement
There is nothing more American than free speech. (Shoutout to the First Amendment!)
Celebrate the 4th of July with a tee or sweatshirt that makes a statement.
Wear a tee with a quote from Desmond Tutu encouraging others to speak up in situations of injustice.
Or show that you’re pro black, pro brown, pro gay, pro trans — and pro ho, as a bonus. You can spread the message with a tee or sweatshirt, which is perfect for a hot day or when it’s cooler while watching fireworks at night.
Channel one of our favorite female icons, Kamala Harris with an “I’m speaking” sweatshirt. It sends the message that your voice deserves to be heard as much as any man who tries to speak over you.
4. A tote for all your picnic goods
If you’re celebrating the holiday at a friend’s backyard barbeque or at a picnic in the park, a tote will hold all your snacks and drinks to share. Plus you can let people know you’re judging them for using plastic bags.
If you’re heading out of town for a long weekend, a ho bag will hold everything from your bikini to your phone charger.
We hope you find some ways to tap into your hot girl summer energy and celebrate America’s Independence!
Stay safe and don’t light any fireworks if you get lit on summer cocktails.