Virgin Butthole Funny Friendship Card

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 15 reviews

Regular price $5.50

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside an eco-friendly plant-based cellophane bag
- Blank inside

FLAT RATE SHIPPING $5 UNDER $50. OVER $50 FREE SHIPPING.

*Please note apparel and jewelry ship separately* 

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. *Due to Covid-19, all apparel will take up to 6 weeks before shipping*

First Class Mail usually arrives within 1-3 business days.​ ​

Priority Mail usually takes 1-2 business days.

UPS Ground takes 1-3 business days depending on your location.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. Though packages usually arrive much sooner, please leave up to 3 weeks for domestic delivery and 5 weeks for international.

Please see USPS policies if you would like more info.

Domestic:

https://www.usps.com/ship/mail-shipping-services.htm

International:
https://www.usps.com/international/mail-shipping-services.htm

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped. Crimson and Clover DOES NOT have control over USPS or USPS tracking. 

LOST PACKAGES

Please track your package. This info is provided by the US Government Postal Service so we cannot provide additional info. 

After tracking your package, if you still think your package is lost please email us via the contact page (politely) with name and order number. Things that will not work: cursing the gods, shouting angrily, or an email that says where's my package??!

We will happily provide a replacement or refund. 

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our handy dandy FAQ!

average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 15 reviews
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15 Reviews
Reviewed by Jennifer R., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Greay

Exactly like the product showed very pleased

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Reviewed by Anonymous, from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Love this card!

My bff loved this card for her birthday! Great quality, loved it!

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Reviewed by Jill N., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Hilarious Butthole greeting card

All was fabulous! Ordering, receiving, product. I will certainly continue to order from your site. The problem is choosing! Decisions are the worst! You guys fucking awesome!!

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Reviewed by Megan D.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Tim H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Hilarious card. My friend loved it.

Hilarious card. My friend loved it.

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