Eat a Bag of Dicks Banana Soy Candle 9 oz

Rated 4.6 out of 5
Based on 14 reviews

Regular price $26

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY". Scroll through for additional photos. 

Wait… this candle really smells like a bag of dicks!? Why yes! Yes, it does! A perfect statement piece for the guest room when your guests are of questionable quality. Smells like STFU and bananas.⁠

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inch tall by 2.6 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours

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SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. *Due to Covid-19, all apparel will take up to 6 weeks before shipping*

First Class Mail usually arrives within 1-3 business days.​ ​

Priority Mail usually takes 1-2 business days.

UPS Ground takes 1-3 business days depending on your location.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. Though packages usually arrive much sooner, please leave up to 3 weeks for domestic delivery and 5 weeks for international.

Please see USPS policies if you would like more info.

Domestic:

https://www.usps.com/ship/mail-shipping-services.htm

International:
https://www.usps.com/international/mail-shipping-services.htm

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped. Crimson and Clover DOES NOT have control over USPS or USPS tracking. 

LOST PACKAGES

Please track your package. This info is provided by the US Government Postal Service so we cannot provide additional info. 

After tracking your package, if you still think your package is lost please email us via the contact page (politely) with name and order number. Things that will not work: cursing the gods, shouting angrily, or an email that says where's my package??!

We will happily provide a replacement or refund. 

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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average rating 4.6 out of 5
Based on 14 reviews
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14 Reviews
Reviewed by Michelle B., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Eat A Bag Of Dicks :)

Amazing candle, actually does smell like bananas lol. Took a picture of it and posted it on my social media page. It immediately got 20 likes. Great work!

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Reviewed by Stephanie C.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
Review posted

Super cute, but... It took about 2 weeks t...

Super cute, but...

It took about 2 weeks to receive this and, unfortunately, the scent gives me a headache. It does smell like bananas but more like artificially flavored banana candy. Cloyingly sweet. Currently deciding whether or not to keep it or toss it.

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Crimson and Clover Studio

Hey gurrrrl, as stated in our policies we cannot control the carriers (ie Fedex, USPS, UPS) once a package leaves our hands. That would require a level of sorcery we do not possess. Big Banana energy isn't for everyone. But for those of you who like sweet, juicy, moist bananas this candle is for you.

Reviewed by Elizabeth G., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
Review posted

Banana Hilariousness

Smells like bananas and was a fun gift to get back at a friend and super fast shipping, as always! Love it!

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Crimson and Clover Studio

We're glad to hear that you like your candle! Thank you!

Reviewed by Kevin N., from United States
Verified Buyer
I don't recommend this product
Rated 2 out of 5
Review posted

Graphic on label was a mess

I was so excited to order this candle and the funny name on the label as a gag gift. The candle does indeed smell like bananas but the poor quality of the label made me want to tell someone to stfu and Eat a Bag of Dicks because I expected better quality

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Crimson and Clover Studio

Hi! Per the listing info and photos, the labels are purposely distressed. We never received an email or a photo suggesting there was anything wrong with the candle so we were unable to help you. You did re-order 3 candles after leaving this review.

Reviewed by Heather C., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

The best gift ever!

I got this candle for my friend and she LOVED IT! after all, it is her catch phrase! And the description of the scent was the best! Lol I will definitely be ordering again!

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