You Came Out of a Vag Today Funny Birthday Card

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 16 reviews

Regular price $5.50

It's hard for some people to imagine coming out of a vagina. So send them a card that reminds them of the truth.

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside an eco-friendly plant-based cellophane bag
- BLANK INSIDE

FLAT RATE SHIPPING $5 UNDER $50. OVER $50 FREE SHIPPING.

*Please note apparel and jewelry ship separately* 

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. *Due to Covid-19, all apparel will take up to 6 weeks before shipping*

First Class Mail usually arrives within 1-3 business days.​ ​

Priority Mail usually takes 1-2 business days.

UPS Ground takes 1-3 business days depending on your location.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. Though packages usually arrive much sooner, please leave up to 3 weeks for domestic delivery and 5 weeks for international.

Please see USPS policies if you would like more info.

Domestic:

https://www.usps.com/ship/mail-shipping-services.htm

International:
https://www.usps.com/international/mail-shipping-services.htm

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped. Crimson and Clover DOES NOT have control over USPS or USPS tracking. 

LOST PACKAGES

Please track your package. This info is provided by the US Government Postal Service so we cannot provide additional info. 

After tracking your package, if you still think your package is lost please email us via the contact page (politely) with name and order number. Things that will not work: cursing the gods, shouting angrily, or an email that says where's my package??!

We will happily provide a replacement or refund. 

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our handy dandy FAQ!

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Reviewed by Stephanie M.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Camcat R.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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I liked but hubby found a bit strong to gi...

I liked but hubby found a bit strong to give to intended. Will think on it! 🙄

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Reviewed by MB R., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Vag birthday card

I saw this card and immediately knew who I would buy it for... The guy who. in his 50s, broke up with me over text. Because of our sick sense of humor that connected us, I knew he would appreciate it… And he did! I got a LMFAO text when the card was received. Hahah another text. Whatever.

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We are glad he loved it!

Reviewed by Anonymous, from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Sooooo funny!

Quick and easy ordering. Cards arrived perfectly! Loved the cards!

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Woo woo!

Reviewed by brittnayjayne
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The card shipped quickly!! My sister thought it was...

The card shipped quickly!! My sister thought it was hilarious

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