Big Dick Energy Pineapple Soy Funny Candle 9 oz

Regular price $26

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY". Scroll through for additional photos. *Scroll through to see close up examples*

Throw your best Big Dick Energy into everything you do (aka, be like a badass). Smells like confidence and pineapple.

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.6 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Non-toxic no artificial dyes, no parabens, no phthalates


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