Funny Candle Eat a Bag of Dicks Banana Soy Candle 9 oz

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 21 reviews

Regular price $26

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Wait… this candle really smells like a bag of dicks!? Why yes! Yes, it does! A perfect statement piece for the guest room when your guests are of questionable quality. Smells like STFU and bananas.⁠

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inch tall by 2.6 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours

- Do not burn for more than 4 hours -Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit - Remove all debris from wax pool - Avoid drafty areas - Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit

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SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. *Due to Covid-19, all apparel will take up to 6 weeks before shipping*

First Class Mail usually arrives within 1-3 business days.​ ​

Priority Mail usually takes 1-2 business days.

UPS Ground takes 1-3 business days depending on your location.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. Though packages usually arrive much sooner, please leave up to 3 weeks for domestic delivery and 5 weeks for international.

Please see USPS policies if you would like more info.

Domestic:

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International:
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TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped. Crimson and Clover DOES NOT have control over USPS or USPS tracking. 

LOST PACKAGES

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We will happily provide a replacement or refund. 

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 21 reviews
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21 Reviews
Reviewed by Michelle B., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Eat A Bag Of Dicks :)

Amazing candle, actually does smell like bananas lol. Took a picture of it and posted it on my social media page. It immediately got 20 likes. Great work!

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Reviewed by Cheri H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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5 Stars

Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best House warming gift for a friend. So happy I found your shop!

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Reviewed by Cheri H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best H...

Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best House warming gift for a friend. So happy I found your shop!

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Reviewed by Heather C., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The best gift ever!

I got this candle for my friend and she LOVED IT! after all, it is her catch phrase! And the description of the scent was the best! Lol I will definitely be ordering again!

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Reviewed by Anonymous, from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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It’s a hit!!

Sent this one to my sister due to an inside joke using this phrase. She LOVES it! We all got a good laugh and she loves the fragrance.

Quick shipping too!

Thanks!!

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