{"title":"Safe","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to our ad-sanctioned \"safe\" collection. If you're here, it's because you clicked on an ad. Want the saucy stuff? Navigate to the rest of the site. We promise you won't be disappointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-no-gonorrhea-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card No Gonorrhea","description":"Some people wish for health, wealth, and happiness. You? You keep it real with this funny birthday card for adults that hopes they make it another year without contracting gonorrhea. Thoughtful, right?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis hilarious card is perfect for a friend birthday card, a husband birthday card, or really anyone who can appreciate dark humor (and maybe needs a subtle reminder to make better choices). If you’re tired of the same old boring birthday cards for him or her, this one delivers a unique and unexpected message—one they won’t soon forget.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for lovers of funny, unique greeting cards with a snarky edge, this card is a great way to say “Happy Birthday” while keeping things interesting. Because nothing says \"I care\" quite like hoping they dodge an STD for another year.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143308357711,"sku":"BI1005","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-No-Gonorrhea-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307248"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-my-what-a-handsome-you-have-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card My What a Handsome 🐓 You Have","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"65\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eLooking for the perfect way to express your love with a side of humor? \"My What a Handsome 🐓 You Have\" is just what you need. This card is made for the man who has everything—except a sense of humility. Whether it’s for your husband, boyfriend, or partner, this card delivers the perfect mix of affection and humor that’ll have him laughing and blushing (but mostly laughing).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003eFor those of you looking for funny love cards for him, this is the card you’ve been waiting for. Forget the clichés—this one gets straight to the point, blending affection with just the right amount of snark. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, a special occasion, or just the fact that he’s your favorite human, this funny anniversary card husband will bring out his goofy side while reaffirming your love in a way only you two can understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003eSay goodbye to the standard funny love greeting cards—this one is for the guy who can laugh at himself, but you still want to show him that you adore him in a way that’s undeniably unique. A perfect choice for that funny love you card when you're ready to show him how much you care with a snarky touch. Because nothing says \"I love you\" like making him feel handsome, even if he's just your favorite (ridiculous) rooster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1695\" data-end=\"1923\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1923\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165030002767,"sku":"L1037","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Love-Card-My-What-a-Handsome-You-Have-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307270"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-mom-said-you-were-an-accident-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Mom Said You Were An Accident","description":"Brutal. Honest. And absolutely hilarious. This funny birthday card gets right to the point with a truth bomb no one saw coming.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for a friend, sibling, or anyone who can handle a little dark humor, this snarky birthday card is a guaranteed showstopper. If you love hilarious greeting cards that push the limits (but still keep it fun), this one is a must-have.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGreat for fans of funny birthday cards for adults, this card delivers a laugh that might just make them forget they were a happy little accident.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143309078607,"sku":"BI1025","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Mom-Said-You-Were-An-Accident-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307304"},{"product_id":"funny-mothers-day-card-im-gift-enough-funny-card-for-mom-dad-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Mother's Day Card I'm Gift Enough Funny Card for Mom Dad","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay \"Mom and Dad, I'm gift enough!\" with this funny Mother's Day card. Show your parental units you care with a light-hearted reminder that you don't need to be bought - you're worth more than any gift! With a funny twist and a playful tone, this is sure to bring a smile to their faces. So, go ahead and be the best kid ever and give this funny card!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157707173967,"sku":"P1007","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Mothers-Day-Card-Im-Gift-Enough-Funny-Card-for-Mom-Dad-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307323"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-youre-still-my-favorite-person-to-fart-next-into-my-sleep-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card You're Still My Favorite Person to Fart Next into My Sleep","description":"\u003cp\u003eLove is full of moments that make you laugh, groan, and roll your eyes. But you know what? It’s also about the person you trust enough to let rip in front of (or, in this case, next to). This funny love card is for that special someone who’s your favorite fart buddy. There's something about the comfort of being so at ease with someone that you can share everything—even your most gaseous moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a funny love card; it’s a hilarious love card that acknowledges the messy, unglamorous side of relationships. After all, nothing says “I love you” like letting someone close enough to hear, smell, and tolerate your most vulnerable moments. Whether it's an anniversary, a birthday, or a just-because card, this one is guaranteed to give your favorite person a laugh (or possibly a nose plug).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for a lighthearted way to remind someone that, yes, they're still your number one, even when you're farting under the covers, this card says it all. Because real love is all about accepting each other’s weirdness—and maybe even enjoying it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect funny love card for that someone who’s seen it all (literally)\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for anniversaries, birthdays, or just showing love\u003cbr\u003eHilarious, bold humor that makes love feel extra real\u003cbr\u003eFunny Love Card: \"I Love You Like a Cow Loves Not Being a Burger\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove is a lot like the bond between a cow and the idea of becoming a hamburger—unexpected, full of surprises, and deep in a weird, metaphorical way. This funny love card takes that strange comparison and turns it into the perfect message to let someone know they’re your favorite—no grilling involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card takes a quirky spin on expressing love, using the kind of humor that’ll make anyone laugh out loud. It’s for the person you’d rather not see in a burger bun, because honestly, they’re too amazing to be reduced to anything as basic as that. Whether it’s a birthday, an anniversary, or just a spontaneous declaration of love, this card is for anyone who appreciates the humor in the strange little things about life and love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet’s face it: relationships aren’t always about the usual sweet talk. Sometimes, they’re about the ridiculous, offbeat things that make them unique and lovable. This card is for that person who gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165036785743,"sku":"L1045","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Love-Card-Youre-Still-My-Favorite-Person-to-Fart-Next-into-My-Sleep-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307328"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-you-came-out-of-a-vag-today-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card You Came Out of a Vag Today","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"383\" data-start=\"42\"\u003eRemind them of the very first birthday party they ever had—escaping the womb. This funny birthday card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little snark with their cake. Whether it’s for a friend, husband, wife, mom, or dad, this hilarious card is guaranteed to make them laugh (or cringe). Either way, mission accomplished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"421\" data-start=\"385\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143308095567,"sku":"BI1000","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-You-Came-Out-of-a-Vag-Today-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307333"},{"product_id":"dad-didnt-pull-out-funny-birthday-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Dad Didn't Pull Out Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eAh, the miracle of life… or, in this case, a very preventable oopsie. This funny birthday card delivers the kind of brutal honesty only family can get away with. Whether you’re roasting a friend, sibling, or long-lost “oops” of a cousin, this hilarious card is the perfect way to say, “Happy Birthday! You weren’t exactly planned, but hey, you made it this far!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for fans of snarky birthday cards, this one brings just the right amount of dark humor to their special day. It works as a dad birthday card (if he has a sense of humor), a mom birthday card (if she still denies everything), or a funny birthday card for adults who appreciate an inappropriate joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those who love funny, unique greeting cards, this one is guaranteed to make them laugh—unless, of course, they’re still in denial. But let’s be real… we all know the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143308259407,"sku":"BI1016","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Dad-Didnt-Pull-Out-Funny-Birthday-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307344"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-happy-birthday-to-someone-almost-as-amazing-as-myself-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Happy Birthday to Someone Almost as Amazing as Myself","description":"It’s their birthday, sure, but let’s not forget who the real star is: you. This funny birthday card is the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday” while subtly reminding them that you’re still the superior one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGreat for a friend, husband, wife, or sibling, this hilarious greeting card is a must-have for anyone with a healthy ego and a good sense of humor. Whether you’re looking for a funny birthday card for her or him, this one makes sure they feel celebrated—just not too celebrated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor lovers of snarky greeting cards, this is the ultimate birthday flex. Give them a moment to shine... before you steal the spotlight again.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143307538511,"sku":"BI1009","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Happy-Birthday-to-Someone-Almost-as-Amazing-as-Myself-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307346"},{"product_id":"funny-engagement-wedding-card-cant-wait-for-open-bar-wedding-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Engagement Wedding Card Can't Wait for Open Bar Wedding","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious Funny Engagement Wedding Card will have you and your beau 'can't waiting for the open bar! Perfect for a unique engagement card or wedding card, it is sure to be an unforgettable hit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32168561442895,"sku":"W1001","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Engagement-Wedding-Card-Cant-Wait-for-Open-Bar-Wedding-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307352"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-i-love-you-like-a-cow-loves-not-being-a-burger-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card I Love You Like a Cow Loves Not Being a Burger","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1458\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003eLove is a lot like the bond between a cow and the idea of becoming a hamburger—unexpected, full of surprises, and deep in a weird, metaphorical way. This funny love card takes that strange comparison and turns it into the perfect message to let someone know they’re your favorite—no grilling involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1765\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003eThis card takes a quirky spin on expressing love, using the kind of humor that’ll make anyone laugh out loud. It’s for the person you’d rather not see in a burger bun, because honestly, they’re too amazing to be reduced to anything as basic as that. Whether it’s a birthday, an anniversary, or just a spontaneous declaration of love, this card is for anyone who appreciates the humor in the strange little things about life and love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2200\" data-end=\"2403\"\u003eLet’s face it: relationships aren’t always about the usual sweet talk. Sometimes, they’re about the ridiculous, offbeat things that make them unique and lovable. This card is for that person who gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165037146191,"sku":"L1002","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Love-Card-I-Love-You-Like-a-Cow-Loves-Not-Being-a-Burger-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307362"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-ill-love-you-when-your-balls-are-old-and-wrinkly-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card I'll Love You When Your Balls Are Old and Wrinkly","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny love card is perfect for letting your husband, boyfriend, or partner know that your love is forever—even when gravity takes its toll. Whether you're celebrating an anniversary, birthday, or just want to make them laugh, this funny love greeting card is the perfect mix of sweet and sassy. Looking for a funny anniversary card for your husband? Or maybe a funny love birthday card? Either way, this card is a hilarious reminder that true love lasts, no matter how wrinkly things get.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165037932623,"sku":"L1056","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Love-Card-Ill-Love-You-When-Your-Balls-Are-Old-and-Wrinkly-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307427"},{"product_id":"funny-mothers-day-card-you-were-right-about-everything-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Mother's Day Card You Were Right About Everything Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate your mom or dad with our You Were Right About Everything Card! Let her know she's always been right (even when she wasn't) with this unique, quirky card that proves you'll always love her - no matter how wrong she is! (But shh, don't tell her!)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157706256463,"sku":"P1006","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Mothers-Day-Card-You-Were-Right-About-Everything-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307457"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-congrats-on-being-one-year-closer-to-an-aarp-membership-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Congrats on Being One Year Closer to an AARP membership","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf the thought of aging terrifies you, don’t worry—this funny birthday card is here to remind you that the best thing about getting older is the discounts and perks you get as a senior. Just imagine: every year, you're one step closer to the coveted AARP membership card. It might sting a little, but hey, you’ll soon be eligible for all the old people deals—because who doesn’t love a good discount?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for those celebrating their 50th birthday, 30th birthday, or 60th birthday, this hilarious card is perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the fact that they're inching closer to becoming a senior citizen. Whether you’re gifting it to your mom, dad, husband, or wife, anyone who can laugh at the idea of getting older will appreciate this humorous little reality check.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAging doesn’t have to suck, especially if you have a snarky birthday card like this to remind you that it's not all bad. Funny 50th birthday cards like this one make aging feel less like a crisis and more like a badge of honor. You’ve earned those gray hairs, those laugh lines, and that steadily growing appreciation for a good nap. Plus, the 30th birthday crowd will appreciate this card, too—because it’s only downhill from here, right? (Just kidding… kind of.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny, unique birthday card is perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of dark humor to liven up their day. And let’s face it, you’re gonna get used to being carded at the pharmacy before long. But hey, at least you'll be able to smile about it with your new AARP membership, right? So go ahead, embrace the discounts—and let the funny 60th birthday cards have their moment too!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143306948687,"sku":"BI1032","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Congrats-on-Being-One-Year-Closer-to-an-AARP-membership-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307465"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-blow-me-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Blow Me","description":"It’s their birthday, so naturally, they should blow… out the candles. This funny birthday card walks the line between innocent and inappropriate, making it the perfect pick for anyone who loves a little suggestive humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGreat for a husband birthday card, wife birthday card, or even a cheeky friend birthday card, this hilarious greeting card ensures their birthday is off to an unforgettable start.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor fans of funny, snarky birthday cards, this one guarantees a laugh—and maybe a little blushing.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143307472975,"sku":"BI1019","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Blow-Me-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307477"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-hope-you-live-long-enough-to-piss-yourself-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Hope You Live Long Enough to Piss Yourself","description":"Goals? Questionable. Funny? Absolutely. This funny birthday card sets the bar high (or maybe low) with a wish for longevity—at a cost.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for a dad birthday card, mom birthday card, or a friend birthday card, this hilarious greeting card is great for anyone who embraces aging with a sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor those who love funny, unique birthday cards, this one keeps it real. Because if they live long enough, well… you know what happens next.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143307112527,"sku":"BI1008","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Hope-You-Live-Long-Enough-to-Piss-Yourself-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307491"},{"product_id":"its-so-weird-being-my-own-role-model-mug-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"It's So Weird Being My Own Role Model Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eChannel your inner Mindy Lahiri with our It's So Weird Being My Own Role Model mug. Keep your spirits lifted while sipping your favorite beverage from this quirky mug. With a playful tone and word play, this mug will make a great addition to your collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32153218547791,"sku":"MU1011","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Its-So-Weird-Being-My-Own-Role-Model-Mug-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307496"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-i-love-the-way-you-touch-my-hooha-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card I Love the Way You Touch My Hooha","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis card’s for when you want to express love in a fun and very cheeky way. \"I Love the Way You Touch My Hooha\" is a bold, unapologetic declaration that’s as playful as it is flirty. Whether you're celebrating an anniversary, birthday, or just sending a spontaneous note to your partner, this funny love card will definitely get their attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s a perfect blend of humor and affection, for the one who knows exactly how to push your buttons—in the best possible way. It’s a little wild, a little daring, and absolutely hilarious. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely for the partner who can take a joke and still appreciate the love behind the words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165035606095,"sku":"L1005","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Love-Card-I-Love-the-Way-You-Touch-My-Hooha-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307506"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-not-embarrassed-family-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Not Embarrassed Family","description":"Celebrate birthdays with a smile using our \"Funny Birthday Card Not Embarrassed Family\"! This humorous greeting card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Featuring quirky artwork and a witty message, it's the ideal funny birthday card to bring joy and chuckles to your loved ones. Make their special day memorable with a card that's sure to spark laughter and resonate with family dynamics. Share the fun and brighten their birthday with our delightful selection of humorous greeting cards!","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143307931727,"sku":"BI1041","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Not-Embarrassed-Family-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307594"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-you-make-me-want-to-shave-my-legs-funny-love-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card You Make Me Want to Shave My Legs Funny Love Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny love card is perfect for when you're so in love, you're willing to do things you normally wouldn’t—like \u003cem\u003eactually\u003c\/em\u003e shaving your legs. Whether it’s for your husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend, this funny love greeting card is a playful and humorous way to show your affection. Ideal for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because, this card lets them know how much they mean to you—enough to skip the stubble. Looking for a funny anniversary card for your husband or wife? Or maybe a funny love birthday card? This card will definitely make them smile!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165037965391,"sku":"L1007","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Love-Card-You-Make-Me-Want-to-Shave-My-Legs-Funny-Love-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307614"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-your-butt-is-awesome-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card Your Butt Is Awesome","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny love card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good compliment—especially about their best asset. Whether it’s for your husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend, this funny love greeting card is a playful way to say “I love you” (and your butt). Ideal for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because, this funny love you card will make them laugh while boosting their ego. Looking for a funny anniversary card for your husband or wife? Or maybe a funny love birthday card? Either way, this card is sure to be a cheeky hit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165038030927,"sku":"L1051","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Love-Card-Your-Butt-Is-Awesome-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307620"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-you-look-exactly-the-same-except-older-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card You Look Exactly the Same Except Older","description":"Celebrate another trip around the sun with our \"Funny Birthday Card You Look Exactly the Same Except Older.\" This humorous greeting card perfectly captures the essence of aging with a lighthearted twist. Ideal for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh, this funny birthday card is sure to bring a smile on their special day. Send your best wishes with a touch of humor that they won't forget!","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143754166351,"sku":"BI1007","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-You-Look-Exactly-the-Same-Except-Older-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307679"},{"product_id":"funny-mothers-day-card-i-promise-to-help-you-with-the-internet-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Mother's Day Card I Promise to Help You with the Internet","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious Mother's Day card is a great way to keep your Mom smiling! Let her know you're always there for her - even when she's trying to surf the web! After all, what better way to show your love than by helping her \"navigate\" the internet! (wink, wink)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157707042895,"sku":"M1015","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Mothers-Day-Card-I-Promise-to-Help-You-with-the-Internet-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307688"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-so-glad-you-swiped-right-tinder-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card So Glad You Swiped Right Tinder","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny love card is perfect for the modern romance that started with a single swipe. Whether it’s for your husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend, this funny love greeting card is a playful way to celebrate your digital-age love story. Ideal for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because, this funny love you card is a great reminder that sometimes, Tinder actually works. Looking for a funny anniversary card for your husband or wife? Or maybe a funny love birthday card? Either way, this card is a swipe-right on humor and affection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165037211727,"sku":"L1053","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Love-Card-So-Glad-You-Swiped-Right-Tinder-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307697"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-sea-lion-love-anniversary-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card Sea Lion Love Anniversary Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking for a fun way to celebrate your love? This funny love anniversary card brings a wild and playful touch to any relationship. The comparison to sea lions is a cheeky nod to how you and your partner might act: playful, quirky, and just a bit ridiculous in the best way possible. It’s perfect for anyone who loves humor in their relationship and wants to celebrate the light-hearted moments that make it so special. Whether you're marking a big anniversary or just want to remind your partner that you’re in it for the long haul, this card is a unique way to share your love. Funny love cards like this one are all about showing how much you care, while also keeping things fun and full of laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165035737167,"sku":"L1026","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Love-Card-Sea-Lion-Love-Anniversary-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307815"},{"product_id":"funny-baby-shower-card-bun-in-the-oven-baby-shower-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Baby Shower Card  Bun in the Oven Baby Shower Card","description":"Send smiles with this witty baby shower card featuring a delightful \"Bun in the Oven\" design. The playful humor makes it an instant favorite for celebrating pregnancy announcements and shower gatherings. Blank interior gives you space to write your own heartfelt or hilarious message. A charming keepsake that captures the joy and anticipation of welcoming a new arrival.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32182312763471,"sku":"BA1021","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Baby-Shower-Card-Bun-in-the-Oven-Baby-Shower-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1774901525"},{"product_id":"funny-baby-shower-card-give-your-liver-a-break-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Baby Shower Card Give Your Liver a Break","description":"\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the mom-to-be who appreciates a good laugh, this cheeky baby shower card delivers humor with a wink. The playful \"Give\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32133404295247,"sku":"BA1022","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Baby-Shower-Card-Give-Your-Liver-a-Break-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1774901531"},{"product_id":"funny-mothers-day-card-im-not-a-crackhead-funny-card-for-mom-dad-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Mother's Day Card I'm Not a Crackhead Funny Card for Mom Dad","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSay \"I'm not a crackhead, just a [wonderful] kid!\" with this funny Mother's Day card! Show mom and dad you care with this uproarious and lighthearted greeting, perfect for bringing a smile to their faces and cementing your best-child status. Don't be a square! Get them this card!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157706125391,"sku":"P1020","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Mothers-Day-Card-Im-Not-a-Crackhead-Funny-Card-for-Mom-Dad-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307841"},{"product_id":"welcome-to-adulthood-graduation-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Welcome to Adulthood Graduation Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey made it to the end of high school, so let them know they're officially an adult with this \"Welcome to Adulthood\" Graduation Card! It's a reminder for them to embrace all the new possibilities that come with entering adulthood (but don't forget to take care of your taxes!). Congrats, kiddo!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32281748963407,"sku":"G1000","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Welcome-to-Adulthood-Graduation-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307848"},{"product_id":"sorry-about-your-other-children-funny-card-for-mom-dad-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Sorry About Your Other Children Funny Card for Mom Dad","description":"\u003cp\u003eGreet the favorite parent in your life with this Funny Card for Mom or Dad—the perfect way to show you're sorry about your siblings (even if you're not). Get them laughing with this funny card that's sure to be the stand-out of the day. No more awkward moments—mom (or dad) is sure to be impressed!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157705666639,"sku":"P1017","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Sorry-About-Your-Other-Children-Funny-Card-for-Mom-Dad-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307861"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-remembered-birthday-without-facebook-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Remembered Birthday Without Facebook","description":"Celebrate the joy of remembering birthdays the old-fashioned way with our \"Funny Birthday Card Remembered Birthday Without Facebook.\" This humorous greeting card is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh on their special day. With its witty message, it adds a delightful touch to any birthday celebration. Make your friends smile with this funny birthday card that’s sure to be a hit. Give the gift of laughter and show you care without relying on social media!","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143308783695,"sku":"BI1059","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Remembered-Birthday-Without-Facebook-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307875"},{"product_id":"thank-you-for-being-a-friend-golden-girls-funny-friendship-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Thank You for Being a Friend Golden Girls Funny Friendship Card","description":"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eSurprise a special friend with this \"Thank You for Being a Friend\" Golden Girls Funny Friendship Card. Show them how much they mean to you with this card that features your favorite Golden Girls characters and a hilarious message, sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face! You know what they say: friends are like gold!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32156860678223,"sku":"FR1048","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Thank-You-for-Being-a-Friend-Golden-Girls-Funny-Friendship-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307906"},{"product_id":"we-go-together-like-alcohol-and-bad-decisions-funny-friendship-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"We Go Together Like Alcohol and Bad Decisions Funny Friendship Card","description":"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eEnjoy a wild night out with your BFF! This funny friendship card is the perfect way to send a reminder that you two go together like alcohol and bad decisions! Cheers to that!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32156860940367,"sku":"FR1004","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/We-Go-Together-Like-Alcohol-and-Bad-Decisions-Funny-Friendship-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307914"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-poor-decisions-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Poor Decisions","description":"Celebrate birthdays with a laugh! Our \"Funny Birthday Card Poor Decisions\" is the perfect way to bring a smile to your friend's face. This humorous greeting card is designed for those who appreciate a little mischief in their life. With its witty message, it's a great addition to any birthday gift. Make memories and share a chuckle with this funny birthday card that captures the essence of making not-so-great choices in a lighthearted way. Ideal for friends who know how to laugh at themselves, this card is sure to be a hit!","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143307997263,"sku":"BI1062","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Poor-Decisions-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307918"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-one-year-closer-to-a-golden-girl-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card One Year Closer to a Golden Girl","description":"Congratulations! You’re officially one step closer to trading in your regular wardrobe for caftans, hoarding cheesecake, and delivering savage one-liners with the confidence of a woman who’s seen some sh*t. This funny birthday card is perfect for anyone who’s aging gracefully—or at least pretending to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether it’s a mom birthday card, a hilarious card for a friend, or a snarky birthday card for someone who appreciates a good Blanche Devereaux moment, this funny greeting card celebrates the inevitable march toward senior discounts, early bird specials, and an unfiltered opinion on literally everything.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor those who love funny, unique greeting cards, this one guarantees a laugh. Just remind them: aging isn’t scary when you do it like a Golden Girl. Now, pass the cheesecake and pour the wine.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143309144143,"sku":"BI1023","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-One-Year-Closer-to-a-Golden-Girl-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307922"},{"product_id":"you-get-married-ill-get-wasted-funny-wedding-engagement-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"You Get Married I'll Get Wasted Funny Wedding Engagement Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlanning a wedding is stressful - but don't forget the fun! Celebrate your special day with this hilarious engagement card, perfect for the upcoming festivities - You Get Married, I'll Get Wasted! Get ready to laugh and cheers your way to married life!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32168561868879,"sku":"W1002","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/You-Get-Married-Ill-Get-Wasted-Funny-Wedding-Engagement-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307940"},{"product_id":"funny-mothers-day-card-funny-love-card-we-make-cute-babies-love-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Mother's Day Card Funny Love Card We Make Cute Babies Love Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking to send a message with a little more personality? This funny love card is just the thing. Perfect for an anniversary, a birthday, or just a playful note to your partner, this card embraces the humorous side of love—while subtly hinting at the adorable future possibilities (if you catch our drift). It’s cheeky, fun, and just the right amount of sweet. Whether you’re thinking about your future together or just poking fun at your relationship, this card is a great way to share a laugh while showing how much you care. If you're in need of a funny anniversary card or funny love greeting card, this one is all about showing that your love is more than just serious business—it’s full of light-hearted moments and laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157705404495,"sku":"P1025","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Mothers-Day-Card-Funny-Love-Card-We-Make-Cute-Babies-Love-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307950"},{"product_id":"funny-mothers-day-wife-card-funny-love-card-complain-about-the-kids-love-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Mother's Day Wife Card Funny Love Card Complain About the Kids Love Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSend your wife a card that really says it all! Let her know how much you appreciate her while taking the opportunity to also 'lovingly' complain about the kids (who you know she'll still love no matter what). This hilarious Funny Mother's Day Card\/Funny Love Card will make her laugh (and maybe even sympathize) in all the right ways. Perfect for the mama who needs a little laugh!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157706780751,"sku":"P1026","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Mothers-Day-Wife-Card-Funny-Love-Card-Complain-About-the-Kids-Love-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307953"},{"product_id":"get-a-job-graduation-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Get a Job Graduation Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eCongrats Grad – it's time to get a job! Send your favorite new grad this Get-A-Job Graduation Card to wish them luck in the real world with its playful and quirky design. Don't forget to attach a few bucks for luck!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32201401270351,"sku":"G1005","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Get-a-Job-Graduation-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307962"},{"product_id":"bad-influence-funny-friendship-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Bad Influence Funny Friendship Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBe the life of the party with this hilarious Bad Influence Funny Friendship Card. Perfect for your wild, crazy, and adventurous friends who always know how to have a good time. Let them know how much their influence means with this playful and one-of-a-kind card. (Warning: may cause laughter and inside jokes.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32156863004751,"sku":"FR1071","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Bad-Influence-Funny-Friendship-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307984"},{"product_id":"you-cant-please-everyone-youre-not-a-taco-funny-friendship-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"You Can't Please Everyone. You're Not a Taco Funny Friendship Card.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep your friendships spicy with this funny card that reads 'You Can't Please Everyone. You're Not a Taco.' A playful reminder that it's okay to be yourself and not always try to please others. Perfect for your not-so-serious friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32156862971983,"sku":"FR1078","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/You-Cant-Please-Everyone_-Youre-Not-a-Taco-Funny-Friendship-Card_-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772307996"},{"product_id":"funny-baby-shower-card-push-it-real-good-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Baby Shower Card  Push It Real Good","description":"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/strong\u003e \n\u003cp\u003eThe Card:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 4 1\/2 x 6 1\/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock\u003cbr\u003e - Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane bag\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32133402493007,"sku":"BA1031","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Baby-Shower-Card-Push-It-Real-Good-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772308026"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-i-love-you-as-much-as-i-hate-t-funny-love-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card I Love You As Much As I Hate T Funny Love Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-tt='{\"paragraphStyle\":{\"alignment\":4,\"writingDirection\":1}}'\u003eExpress your deep affection with a twist of political humor through our \"I Love You As Much As I Hate T\" card. This humorous greeting card is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and aren't shy about their feelings. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-tt='{\"paragraphStyle\":{\"alignment\":4,\"writingDirection\":1}}'\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-tt='{\"paragraphStyle\":{\"alignment\":4,\"writingDirection\":1}}'\u003e- Partners who enjoy political satire \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-tt='{\"paragraphStyle\":{\"alignment\":4,\"writingDirection\":1}}'\u003e- Friends with a sharp sense of humor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-tt='{\"paragraphStyle\":{\"alignment\":4,\"writingDirection\":1}}'\u003e- Special occasions that call for a memorable and laugh-inducing card \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-tt='{\"paragraphStyle\":{\"alignment\":4,\"writingDirection\":1}}'\u003eMake your loved one smile with this unique card that combines heartfelt emotion with a dash of political wit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165036294223,"sku":"L2035","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Love-Card-I-Love-You-As-Much-As-I-Hate-T-Funny-Love-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772308030"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-happy-birthday-you-big-queen-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Big Queen","description":"This funny birthday card is for the royalty in your life—the ones who know how to make an entrance, steal the spotlight, and rule with a fabulous iron fist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect as a funny birthday card for him, for her, or for that one friend who demands to be treated like the star they are, this hilarious greeting card is all about celebrating their regal energy. Whether they’re an actual queen, a drama queen, or just someone who refuses to settle for less, this snarky card lets them know they deserve the royal treatment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor lovers of funny, unique greeting cards, this one is a must. Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like recognizing someone’s true, over-the-top greatness.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143550939215,"sku":"BI1028","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Happy-Birthday-You-Big-Queen-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772308043"},{"product_id":"funny-candle-sexy-time-butterscotch-bourbon-soy-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Candle Sexy Time Butterscotch Bourbon Soy","description":"\u003cb\u003eTemporary update: All candles will ship with silver lids through June. Swipe to see the silver lid.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis \"Sexy Time Butterscotch Bourbon Soy\" funny candle is the perfect mix of naughty and nice. With a rich, warm scent of butterscotch and bourbon, it’s the ideal way to set the mood—whether you're cozying up for a night in or just need a good laugh. The cheeky \"Sexy Time\" label adds that perfect touch of humor to your space, making it a great gift for your bestie, significant other, or anyone who appreciates a little snark in their life. Whether you’re looking for funny candles for her, funny birthday candles, or just a funny scented candle to add some personality to your home, this candle is a must-have! The soy wax ensures a clean burn, and the funny saying ensures it’s never a dull moment. Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or just a casual night with a side of sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTop\u003cbr\u003ePeppercorn, Cardamom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMiddle\u003cbr\u003eButterscotch, Brown Sugar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBase\u003cbr\u003eBourbon, Oak, Patchouli\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display: block; margin: 0 0 1em 0; line-height: 1.4;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12477740253263,"sku":"CA1002","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Candle-Sexy-Time-Butterscotch-Bourbon-Soy-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio_77f5a3f5.jpg?v=1772308076"},{"product_id":"funny-love-card-youre-my-kind-of-crazy-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Love Card You're My Kind of Crazy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpress your love in a quirky way with our Funny Love Card. This card is perfect for that special someone who brings out your crazy side. Show them they're your kind of crazy with this unique and playful card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32165035999311,"sku":"L2040","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Love-Card-Youre-My-Kind-of-Crazy-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772308085"},{"product_id":"funny-baby-shower-card-pregnant-on-purpose-baby-shower-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Baby Shower Card Pregnant on Purpose Baby Shower Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome a new bundle of joy with a playful and humorous baby shower card. Perfect for those times when the pregnancy was very \"purposely\" planned. Make the mama-to-be smile with this fun and light-hearted card. Enough said!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32133404131407,"sku":"BA1033","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Baby-Shower-Card-Pregnant-on-Purpose-Baby-Shower-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772308094"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-for-dad-funny-fathers-day-card-i-used-to-live-in-your-balls-funny-card-for-mom-dad-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card for Dad Funny Father's Day Card I Used to Live in Your Balls Funny Card for Mom Dad","description":"Celebrate your dad's special day with a laugh! Our \"Funny Birthday Card for Dad\" is the perfect humorous greeting card that will bring a smile to his face. Featuring the hilarious message \"I Used to Live in Your Balls,\" this funny birthday card is sure to be a hit for Father's Day or any occasion. Show your appreciation and share a chuckle with this unique card that blends humor and heartfelt wishes. Make his birthday unforgettable with this one-of-a-kind, funny card!","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157707632719,"sku":"F1031","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-for-Dad-Funny-Fathers-Day-Card-I-Used-to-Live-in-Your-Balls-Funny-Card-for-Mom-Dad-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772308109"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-whole-year-better-person-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Card Whole Year Better Person","description":"Birthdays are all about self-improvement, right? This funny birthday card offers a not-so-subtle nudge toward personal growth—whether they asked for it or not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal as a funny birthday card for adults, a snarky birthday card for a friend, or a hilarious birthday card for someone who needs a little motivation, this humorous greeting card is both uplifting and slightly insulting—just the way we like it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor those who love funny, unique greeting cards, this one is a great way to say “Happy Birthday, now get your shit together.” Because there’s always room for improvement.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32143307898959,"sku":"BI1068","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/products\/Funny-Birthday-Card-Whole-Year-Better-Person-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772308126"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-mom-dad-card-happy-birthday-from-your-favorite-child-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Birthday Mom Dad Card Happy Birthday From Your Favorite Child","description":"Celebrate your mom or dad's special day with our \"Funny Birthday Mom Dad Card Happy Birthday From Your Favorite Child\"! This humorous greeting card is the perfect way to bring a smile to their face and remind them who their favorite child really is. Crafted with wit and charm, this funny birthday card is sure to be a hit, making it a delightful addition to their birthday celebration. Give them a good laugh and let your love shine through with this unique card that captures the essence of family fun.","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157705175119,"sku":"P1028","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Birthday-Mom-Dad-Card-Happy-Birthday-From-Your-Favorite-Child-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772308174"},{"product_id":"funny-mothers-day-card-hope-this-day-is-more-fun-than-the-day-i-was-born-card-crimson-and-clover-studio","title":"Funny Mother's Day Card Hope This Day Is More Fun Than the Day I was Born Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWish a hilarious Mother's Day with our \"Hope This Day Is More Fun Than the Day I was Born\" card. Perfect for the fun-loving mom who appreciates a good joke. Add a touch of humor to her special day and make her smile from ear to ear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32157706879055,"sku":"M1012","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1450\/6716\/files\/Funny-Mothers-Day-Card-Hope-This-Day-Is-More-Fun-Than-the-Day-I-was-Born-Card-Crimson-and-Clover-Studio.jpg?v=1772308180"}],"url":"https:\/\/crimsonandcloverstudio.com\/collections\/safe.oembed?page=7","provider":"Crimson and Clover Studio ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}