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Funny Candle Zero Fucks Given Cucumber and Watermelon 9 oz

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You simply can’t go wrong with this Zero Fucks given gift for a good friend. It’s a silly and playful yet thoughtful gift. Put it on their desk, or hang it on the Christmas tree next to other fruit candles, but pardon my French, unpack this Zero Fucks given candle.

Fresh summer honeydew and sweet watermelon combined with crisp, cool cucumber

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Non-toxic, no artificial dyes, no parabens, no phthalates

- Do not burn for more than 4 hours -Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit - Remove all debris from wax pool - Avoid drafty areas - Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit

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Customer Reviews

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Sjczyzowski Veum
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Tiffani J.
Calm Tf Down

I order the no f’s given candle for a friend however it wasn’t available so I opted for the Calm Tf Down candle and it smelled good and they loved it. The response was great when communicating with Rachel about my order.

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Tiffani J.
Calm Tf Down

I order the no f’s given candle for a friend however it wasn’t available so I opted for the Calm Tf Down candle and it smelled good and they loved it. The response was great when communicating with Rachel about my order.

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Anonymous
Scent

I love this candle but was hoping for the scent to be a bit stronger once its lit.

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Anonymous
Scent

I love this candle but was hoping for the scent to be a bit stronger once its lit.

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