Funny Love Card Thanks for Having a Big Dick

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 35 reviews

Regular price $5.50

Thanks for the "Big one." They're just not that easy to be found all the time. Whether given jokingly by a friend or given romantically by someone special, our Thanks for Having a Big Dick card is perfect for letting your special person know how much you love a large ding dong.

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside an eco-friendly plant-based cellophane bag
- BLANK INSIDE

FLAT RATE SHIPPING $5 UNDER $50. OVER $50 FREE SHIPPING.

*Please note apparel and jewelry ship separately* 

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. *Due to Covid-19, all apparel will take up to 6 weeks before shipping*

First Class Mail usually arrives within 1-3 business days.​ ​

Priority Mail usually takes 1-2 business days.

UPS Ground takes 1-3 business days depending on your location.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. Though packages usually arrive much sooner, please leave up to 3 weeks for domestic delivery and 5 weeks for international.

Please see USPS policies if you would like more info.

Domestic:

https://www.usps.com/ship/mail-shipping-services.htm

International:
https://www.usps.com/international/mail-shipping-services.htm

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped. Crimson and Clover DOES NOT have control over USPS or USPS tracking. 

LOST PACKAGES

Please track your package. This info is provided by the US Government Postal Service so we cannot provide additional info. 

After tracking your package, if you still think your package is lost please email us via the contact page (politely) with name and order number. Things that will not work: cursing the gods, shouting angrily, or an email that says where's my package??!

We will happily provide a replacement or refund. 

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our handy dandy FAQ!

average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 35 reviews
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35 Reviews
Reviewed by Heidi G.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Hilarious

BF loved it. Wish the shipping for card’s wasn’t so much and also takes a long time to get them

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Glad you loved it! Per our FAQ, we cannot control the actions / timing of the carrier. We do offer expedited shipping if you need it sooner. Regarding the shipping cost, the fee is competitive with most other online sites and often is cheaper. We make the shipping flat as it serves the majority of our customers better. As most people order multiple items (yourself included) they save money on the flat shipping system. We make the cost clear all over our website so there are no surprises. :)

Reviewed by Bonita K.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

5 Stars

Can't wait to give this card to my hubby.

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Reviewed by susan c., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Perfect ego boost

Quality product and perfect ego booster for the man in your life!

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Crimson and Clover Studio

Glad to hear you and your man loved our card!

Reviewed by Rita G., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

A Big Hit

The card was a huge hit and he was really surprised I found one that expressed my thoughts exactly!!

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We are really glad that your card was a hit! Thank you for shopping with us!

Reviewed by Audrey M., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Perfect Valentine’s Day card

Easy to order, came pretty quick. And it’s a really good quality card.

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We really appreciate your feedback! Thank you for shopping with us!