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Funny Love Card Thanks for Having a Big Dick

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Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 35 reviews

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside an eco-friendly plant-based cellophane bag
- Blank inside

FLAT RATE SHIPPING $5 UNDER $100. FREE OVER $100.

*Please noted select items ship separately. 

SHIPPING

Ordinarily, items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. From Nov 1 - Dec 25th, orders ship within 1-5 business days.

Certain apparel ships within 2-9 business days. From Nov 1- Dec 25th, 2-12 business days. 

Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 35 reviews
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35 Reviews
Reviewed by Heidi G.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Hilarious

BF loved it. Wish the shipping for card’s wasn’t so much and also takes a long time to get them

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Glad you loved it! Per our FAQ, we cannot control the actions / timing of the carrier. We do offer expedited shipping if you need it sooner. Regarding the shipping cost, the fee is competitive with most other online sites and often is cheaper. We make the shipping flat as it serves the majority of our customers better. As most people order multiple items (yourself included) they save money on the flat shipping system. We make the cost clear all over our website so there are no surprises. :)

Reviewed by Bonita K.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

5 Stars

Can't wait to give this card to my hubby.

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Reviewed by susan c., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Perfect ego boost

Quality product and perfect ego booster for the man in your life!

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Crimson and Clover Studio

Glad to hear you and your man loved our card!

Reviewed by Rita G., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

A Big Hit

The card was a huge hit and he was really surprised I found one that expressed my thoughts exactly!!

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Crimson and Clover Studio

We are really glad that your card was a hit! Thank you for shopping with us!

Reviewed by Audrey M., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Perfect Valentine’s Day card

Easy to order, came pretty quick. And it’s a really good quality card.

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Crimson and Clover Studio

We really appreciate your feedback! Thank you for shopping with us!