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FLAT $5 US SHIPPING. FREE OVER $75 US. FREE OVER $100 CANADA.

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Funny Love Card Thanks for Having a Big Dick

  • $5.75
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The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane bag
- Blank inside

FLAT RATE SHIPPING $5 UNDER $75. FREE OVER $75.

*Items that ship seprately take 5-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. From Nov 1 - Dec 25th, orders ship within 1-5 business days.

Items that ship seprately ship within 2-7 business days.

Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen.

Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

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NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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Customer Reviews

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Anna Beier
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Heidi Gould
Hilarious

BF loved it. Wish the shipping for card’s wasn’t so much and also takes a long time to get them

Glad you loved it! Per our FAQ, we cannot control the actions / timing of the carrier. We do offer expedited shipping if you need it sooner. Regarding the shipping cost, the fee is competitive with most other online sites and often is cheaper. We make the shipping flat as it serves the majority of our customers better. As most people order multiple items (yourself included) they save money on the flat shipping system. We make the cost clear all over our website so there are no surprises. :)

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Bonita Kihn
5 Stars

Can't wait to give this card to my hubby.

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susan cabry
Perfect ego boost

Quality product and perfect ego booster for the man in your life!

Glad to hear you and your man loved our card!

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susan cabry
Perfect ego boost

Quality product and perfect ego booster for the man in your life!

Glad to hear you and your man loved our card!

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