One Year Closer to a Golden Girl

One Year Closer to a Golden Girl. Birthday Card. Funny Birthday Card. Funny Birthday Card Friend. Funny Birthday Card Sister.

Getting there!

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured 110 lb card stock.
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane bag for extra protection.

Add an "aww shit" sticker for a little extra pizzazz! Gift stickers are packaged separately and NOT on the envelope.

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© 2014 Design and text by Crimson and Clover Studio.



Tees and Mugs take 3-5 business days to process before being shipped. Cards and pencils are shipped the following day. 

Items are shipped via USPS First Class Mail. First Class Mail usually arrives within 1-3 business days.​ ​

Priority Mail takes 1-2 business days.

If you would like something shipped via UPS or FEDEX please contact us.

USPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. Though packages usually arrive much sooner, please leave up to 3 weeks for domestic delivery and 5 weeks for international.

Please see USPS policies if you need more info.



You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped. Crimson and Clover DOES NOT have control over USPS or USPS tracking. 


First off, did you track your package? We do not have a direct line to USPS or have any control over the United States Government Postal Service (wouldn't that be cool if we did?) so we cannot provide additional info. 

After tracking your package, if you still think your package is lost please email us via the contact page (politely) with name and order number. Things that will not work: cursing the gods, shouting angrily, or an email that says where's my package??!

Non US Customers

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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Regular price $4.50

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