New Mom Scandalous Wine Label Wine Labels.

Purchase the labels. When checking out, include the following in the add in the optional note to to seller EXACTLY AS YOU WANT IT WRITTEN. If no info is provided, a generic label will be sent with no custom info.

1. Name of new mom
2. Any other info you want added or removed
3. If purchasing a set of 6, choose 6 phrases in the phrase drop down menu and please write phrases you would like.


Date Night (bowchikabowwow)
Girl's Night (it's wine o'clock)
Hello Skinny Jeans (lookin good mama)
Lookin' Like a MILF (hey hot stuff)
Sorry About Your Vag (don't worry she'll recover)
Welcome to Parenthood (it'll get better)
Nice Jugs (enjoy them while they last)
Time to Pump and Dump (because wine)

Proofs are available upon request.

*Any foil/glitter pictured is an effect only. No foil or glitter is used.

Wine is not included :)



- Printed on waterproof matte stock
- Measures 4" high x 3.5' wide
- Peel and stick. No gluing or cutting required.



Choose the print option so you can receive your own PDF to print at home. You will be refunded shipping. PDFs are emailed via Etsy. Please note PDFs cannot be refunded.PDFs cannot be customized after they are sent to you. Buyer assumes responsibility for providing accurate information. PDFs will be sent in 1-2 business days.

Comes with a set of instructions so you can remove and apply the labels all on your own!


Tees, Makeup Bags, and Mugs take 3-5 business days to process before being shipped, (4-9 during the holidays). Cards, wine labels, candles pencils are shipped in 1-3 business days. Some tees are available for rush processing for $2. Please contact us.

Items are shipped via USPS First Class Mail. First Class Mail usually arrives within 1-3 business days.​ ​

Priority Mail takes 1-2 business days.

If you would like something shipped via UPS or FEDEX please contact us.

USPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. Though packages usually arrive much sooner, please leave up to 3 weeks for domestic delivery and 5 weeks for international.

Please see USPS policies if you need more info.



You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped. Crimson and Clover DOES NOT have control over USPS or USPS tracking. 


Please track your package. This info is provided by the US Government Postal Service so cannot provide additional info. 

After tracking your package, if you still think your package is lost please email us via the contact page (politely) with name and order number. Things that will not work: cursing the gods, shouting angrily, or an email that says where's my package??!

We will happily provide a replacement or refund. 

Non US Customers

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our handy dandy FAQ!

Regular price $4