Shit Without Assistance Funny Birthday Card

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 16 reviews

Regular price $2.75

A fantastic card for anyone who has trouble doing anything without assistance. Perfect for anyone from the engineer friend that needs help with simple things like baking to the coworker that wants help with putting paper in the printer.

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside an eco-friendly plant-based cellophane bag
- BLANK INSIDE

FLAT RATE SHIPPING $5 UNDER $50. OVER $50 FREE SHIPPING.

*Please note apparel and jewelry ship separately* 

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. *Due to Covid-19, all apparel will take up to 6 weeks before shipping*

First Class Mail usually arrives within 1-3 business days.​ ​

Priority Mail usually takes 1-2 business days.

UPS Ground takes 1-3 business days depending on your location.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. Though packages usually arrive much sooner, please leave up to 3 weeks for domestic delivery and 5 weeks for international.

Please see USPS policies if you would like more info.

Domestic:

https://www.usps.com/ship/mail-shipping-services.htm

International:
https://www.usps.com/international/mail-shipping-services.htm

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped. Crimson and Clover DOES NOT have control over USPS or USPS tracking. 

LOST PACKAGES

Please track your package. This info is provided by the US Government Postal Service so we cannot provide additional info. 

After tracking your package, if you still think your package is lost please email us via the contact page (politely) with name and order number. Things that will not work: cursing the gods, shouting angrily, or an email that says where's my package??!

We will happily provide a replacement or refund. 

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our handy dandy FAQ!

average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 16 reviews
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Reviewed by Sabrina E., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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My brother loved it!

I sent this to my brother for his birthday and he loved it. He said he was cracking up when he read it.

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We are glad he loved it, have a wonderful holiday weekend!

Reviewed by Kristina G., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Love these cards

It is soo hard to find a funny birthday card these days! These are the best! Will be ordering more.

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Reviewed by Sharon S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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I love this card because I’m a huge cat lo...

I love this card because I’m a huge cat lover. I had no idea the cat was a “pussy” reference. Luckily I haven’t used it yet.

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