Zero Fucks Given Cucumber and Watermelon Funny Candle 9 oz

Rated 4.5 out of 5
Based on 2 reviews

Regular price $26

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You simply can’t go wrong with this Zero Fucks given gift for a good friend. It’s a silly and playful yet thoughtful gift. Put it on their desk, or hang it on the Christmas tree next to other fruit candles, but pardon my French, unpack this Zero Fucks given candle.

Fresh summer honeydew and sweet watermelon combined with crisp, cool cucumber

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.6 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Non-toxic no artificial dyes, no parabens, no phthalates

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SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. *Due to Covid-19, all apparel will take up to 6 weeks before shipping*

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TRACKING

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We will happily provide a replacement or refund. 

NON US CUSTOMERS

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Reviewed by Anonymous, from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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Scent

I love this candle but was hoping for the scent to be a bit stronger once its lit.

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Reviewed by Tiffani J., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Calm Tf Down

I order the no f’s given candle for a friend however it wasn’t available so I opted for the Calm Tf Down candle and it smelled good and they loved it. The response was great when communicating with Rachel about my order.

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