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"So hilarious, I was in tears. I had to buy it for my hubby. Cannot wait for christmas!!! "
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"These cards are great. My boyfriend and I write back and forth via snail mail and he is going to love these!"
Dina
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"Love these cards! My go to for any holiday & card giving days from now on! The reaction from the recipients is hilarious"
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Fuck Jerry

Instagram Post 

Popsugar

This Brand's Cheeky Products Are All Such a Mood, Especially the "Ray of F*cking Sunshine" Pencils

Cosmopolitan

19 Totally R-Rated Holiday Cards
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"For mood lighting and a gentle reminder that we’re all in this together."
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22 Snarky Anniversary Cards For Couples Who Think Romance Is Gross
Crimson & Clover Studio De-stigmatizing Sex Through Humor

Testimonials

★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"We gave this as part of a house warming gift and our friends love it. Whenever they are in the mood to feel sexy, this is lit up and it’s magic time. So they’ve told me."
KS
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"So hilarious, I was in tears. I had to buy it for my hubby. Cannot wait for christmas!!! "
Kelsey
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"These cards are great. My boyfriend and I write back and forth via snail mail and he is going to love these!"
Dina
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"Love these cards! My go to for any holiday & card giving days from now on! The reaction from the recipients is hilarious"
Elena
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*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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