Sometimes “my bad” is not enough, but a five-paragraph apology is also a lot. Our funny apology cards are for screw-ups, awkward moments, bad decisions, and times when you know you owe someone more than a sheepish text.

Say sorry to a friend, partner, coworker, or anyone else you accidentally annoyed, offended, or mildly traumatized. Sincere enough to count. Funny enough to make opening it less painful.