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New Arrivals

Fresh out of our questionable brain and into the shop. New Arrivals is where you will find the latest Crimson & Clover cards, gifts, accessories, and things we decided absolutely needed to exist.

If you have already seen everything else, start here. This is the newest sarcasm, newest nonsense, and newest reason to add something else to your cart.

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  1. Burn the Patriarchy sticker
    Burn the Patriarchy Feminist Sticker
    $3.00
  2. Live Laugh Dismantle White Supremacy sticker
    Live Laugh Dismantle White Supremacy Sticker
    $3.00
  3. My Other Favorite F Word is Flying Funny Luggage Tag
    My Other Favorite F Word is Flying. Funny Luggage Tag.
    $8.00
  4. Search Me Daddy Funny Luggage Tag
    Search Me Daddy. Funny Luggage Tag.
    $8.00
  5. TSA Has Seen Worse. Funny Luggage Tag.
    TSA Has Seen Worse. Funny Luggage Tag.
    $8.00
  6. Under 50 Lbs Miracles Happen Funny Luggage Tag
    Under 50 Lbs. Miracles Happen. Funny Luggage Tag.
    $8.00
  7. Panic Bought This Bag for You Funny Gift Bag
    Panic Bought this Bag for You Funny Gift Bag
    $8.00
  8. I'm Just Here for the Paycheck Funny Sticker
    I'm Just Here for the Paycheck Funny Sticker
    $3.00
  9. Ride at Dawn Forget by Lunch Funny Sticker
    Ride at Dawn Forget by Lunch Funny Sticker
    $3.00
  10. Stick Your Hand in Me Funny Gift Bag
    Stick Your Hand in Me Funny Gift Bag
    $8.00
  11. It's the Thought that Counts Funny Gift Bag
    It's the Thought that Counts Funny Gift Bag
    $8.00
  12. Lower Your Expectations Funny Gift Bag
    Lower Your Expectations Funny Gift Bag
    $8.00