Parents deserve love. They also deserve to be roasted. Our funny cards for moms and dads cover Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, birthdays, and the general miracle of keeping you alive long enough to buy them a card.

These are for families whose affection comes with sarcasm, oversharing, and at least one story nobody is allowed to tell in public. More personality than a generic “World’s Best Parent” card, with just enough heart to keep you in the will.