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  • Such a touching sentiment. I knew as soon as I saw it, I had to buy, like eight, because that's all the friends I have.  Sometimes I think you guys write these cards just for me. It's like you know me or something. #buythiscard

    Diane T

  • Exhilarating! This will bring back that feeling of living in the80s. I lit this, put on some Donna Summer and well, next thing I knew the sun was coming up. 🤣Next I’ll be lighting Butt Stuff.

    Anton P

  • Cute, comfy, and warm. I have gotten many compliments on it. Someone told me that I don't look like the type of person who would have a hat that says "Eat a Dick."

    Lisa H

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