Birthday cards for people who would rather laugh than get sentimental. Our funny birthday cards are sarcastic, inappropriate, and made for best friends, siblings, partners, coworkers, and anyone who can take a joke about getting older.

From gray pubes and bad decisions to questionable life choices and surviving another trip around the sun, these are cards that actually sound like something you’d say. No inspirational bullshit. No generic birthday fluff.

Every card is printed on thick cotton cardstock and left blank inside, so you can keep it sweet, make it filthy, or write something that would absolutely get you kicked out of the family group chat.