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Funny Birthday Card No Gonorrhea

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Some people wish for health, wealth, and happiness. You? You keep it real with this funny birthday card for adults that hopes they make it another year without contracting gonorrhea. Thoughtful, right?

This hilarious card is perfect for a friend birthday card, a husband birthday card, or really anyone who can appreciate dark humor (and maybe needs a subtle reminder to make better choices). If you’re tired of the same old boring birthday cards for him or her, this one delivers a unique and unexpected message—one they won’t soon forget.

Ideal for lovers of funny, unique greeting cards with a snarky edge, this card is a great way to say “Happy Birthday” while keeping things interesting. Because nothing says "I care" quite like hoping they dodge an STD for another year.

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

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Stacey

Great card.

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Maralyn

Great quality

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Recipient lived the card

Good quality. Decent price. Very funny

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Recipient lived the card

Good quality. Decent price. Very funny

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