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Funny Birthday Card No Gonorrhea

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Say happy birthday with a humorous twist! Surprise someone you love with our Funny Birthday Card No Gonorrhea - they'll get a chuckle out of this card. But don't worry - no actual gonorrhea included! So give a card that's sure to have 'em laughing come their special day!

 

Details

100% biodegradable

4 x 1.5 inches

Suitable for indoor & short outdoor use

Resistant to scratches, sunlight & waterproof

Not suitable for the dishwasher

White gloss finish

UV-resistant

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Customer Reviews

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Anonymous
Recipient lived the card

Good quality. Decent price. Very funny

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Anonymous
Recipient lived the card

Good quality. Decent price. Very funny

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Kathy Denesik
Came quickly. Great quality.

Came quickly. Great quality.

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Kathy Denesik
5 Stars

Came quickly. Great quality.

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Kathy Denesik
Came quickly. Great quality.

Came quickly. Great quality.