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Charcuterie Boards

Nothing says sophistication like a board made of the stuff pandas eat. In the chicest "Natural" color, these boards are like the LBDs of the charcuterie world, because your meats and cheeses deserve to be served in style. Crafted from bamboo, these boards are basically the eco-warriors of your dining table, ready to host a party that's sustainable, sassy, and maybe a little bit scandalous. Get ready to serve up laughs and snacks simultaneously – because who said charcuterie can't be a little edgy? 🧀🎉
  1. Funny Gift Not Just for Cocaine Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board-cheese board-Crimson and Clover Studio
    Funny Gift Not Just for Cocaine Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board
    $14.00
  2. Funny Gift Cheese Because Crack is Bad Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board-cheese board-Crimson and Clover Studio
    Funny Gift Cheese Because Crack is Bad Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board
    $14.00
  3. Funny Gift Eat Up Bitches Charcuterie Cheese Board-cheese board-Crimson and Clover Studio
    Funny Gift Eat Up Bitches Charcuterie Cheese Board
    $14.00
  4. Funny Gift The Secret Ingredient is No Fucks Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board-cheese board-Crimson and Clover Studio
    Funny Gift The Secret Ingredient is No Fucks Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board
    $14.00
  5. Funny Gift Chop It Like It's Hot Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board-cheese board-Crimson and Clover Studio
    Funny Gift Chop It Like It's Hot Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board
    $14.00
Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

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NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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