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What's Your Main Character Energy

đŸ’« Take this highly scientific quiz to find out which of our products matches your vibe.* (*Not scientific at all.) đŸ’«

1ïžâƒŁ How do you react to someone texting “we need to talk”?
A. Leave them on read and light a candle đŸ•Żïž
B. Respond with “lol ok” and mentally prepare for chaos đŸ”„
C. Send a sarcastic meme and hope for the best đŸ€·â€â™€ïž
D. Assume you’re about to be canceled and draft an apology statement 📜

2ïžâƒŁ Your friends describe you as:
A. The voice of reason (but still kinda unhinged)
B. A professional bad influence
C. Someone who thrives on drama (as long as it’s not yours)
D. The one who makes inappropriate jokes at the worst times

3ïžâƒŁ Your ideal Saturday night involves:
A. Staying in with candles and ignoring notifications
B. Showing up to a party with the best (and most chaotic) gift
C. Roasting people in the group chat while wearing comfy clothes
D. Making questionable decisions and blaming astrology

4ïžâƒŁ Your go-to response when someone tells you to “calm down” is:
A. “This is my calm.”
B. “I will
 after one more rant.”
C. “Oh, I’m sorry, do you want a formal apology? Let me grab my ‘I don’t care’ notepad.”
D. “Calm is a scam and I refuse to participate.”

5ïžâƒŁ Pick a life motto:
A. “Exhale the bullshit.”
B. “Big gift energy only.”
C. “I love you, but I also talk sh*t.”
D. “If I’m going down, I’m taking everyone with me.”

 

Mostly A’s: ✹ The ‘Zen but Make It Chaotic’ Energy ✹

  • You try to keep your cool, but let’s be real—the world is just too much sometimes. You need something that helps you breathe through the madness and gives you a little sass. Your perfect match? The Coffee and Cusswords Candle. It’s got the cozy vibes you crave, with just enough attitude to remind you that you’re still in charge—even if your calm exterior is an illusion.
    👉 Get Your Zen (with a Side of Sass) with the Coffee and Cuss Words Candle

Mostly B’s: đŸ”„ The ‘Main Character with No Regrets’ Energy đŸ”„

  • You live for attention (and honestly, you deserve it). Your vibe? A wine bag that’s as bold and unpredictable as your decision-making. Specifically, the Might Be Butt Plugs—because your presence is a present, and everyone should know it.
    👉 Own the Chaos with the Emotional Baggage Tote

Mostly C’s: 🎭 The ‘Petty but Lovable’ Energy 🎭

  • You’re hilarious, a little bit savage, and definitely not afraid to speak your mind. You need an “I'm Not Like the Others” sticker to let everyone know exactly where you stand. It’s the perfect mix of humor and a whole lot of attitude.
    👉 Unleash Your Inner Savage with the Other Girls Sticker

Mostly D’s: đŸ€Ą The ‘Hot Mess Express’ Energy đŸ€Ą

  • You’ve got a lot going on, but it’s never boring. The world can deal with your chaos—just make sure they know you’re bringing the emotional baggage in style. Your perfect match? The Emotional Baggage Bag. It holds all your drama and looks damn good doing it.

  • 👉 Pack Your Emotional Baggage
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*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

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Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

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USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

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đŸ’« Take this highly scientific quiz to find out which of our products matches your vibe.* (*Not scientific at all.) đŸ’«

1ïžâƒŁ How do you react to someone texting “we need to talk”?
A. Leave them on read and light a candle đŸ•Żïž
B. Respond with “lol ok” and mentally prepare for chaos đŸ”„
C. Send a sarcastic meme and hope for the best đŸ€·â€â™€ïž
D. Assume you’re about to be canceled and draft an apology statement 📜

2ïžâƒŁ Your friends describe you as:
A. The voice of reason (but still kinda unhinged)
B. A professional bad influence
C. Someone who thrives on drama (as long as it’s not yours)
D. The one who makes inappropriate jokes at the worst times

3ïžâƒŁ Your ideal Saturday night involves:
A. Staying in with candles and ignoring notifications
B. Showing up to a party with the best (and most chaotic) gift
C. Roasting people in the group chat while wearing comfy clothes
D. Making questionable decisions and blaming astrology

4ïžâƒŁ Your go-to response when someone tells you to “calm down” is:
A. “This is my calm.”
B. “I will
 after one more rant.”
C. “Oh, I’m sorry, do you want a formal apology? Let me grab my ‘I don’t care’ notepad.”
D. “Calm is a scam and I refuse to participate.”

5ïžâƒŁ Pick a life motto:
A. “Exhale the bullshit.”
B. “Big gift energy only.”
C. “I love you, but I also talk sh*t.”
D. “If I’m going down, I’m taking everyone with me.”

 

Mostly A’s: ✹ The ‘Zen but Make It Chaotic’ Energy ✹

  • You try to keep your cool, but let’s be real—the world is just too much sometimes. You need something that helps you breathe through the madness and gives you a little sass. Your perfect match? The Coffee and Cusswords Candle. It’s got the cozy vibes you crave, with just enough attitude to remind you that you’re still in charge—even if your calm exterior is an illusion.
    👉 Get Your Zen (with a Side of Sass) with the Coffee and Cuss Words Candle

Mostly B’s: đŸ”„ The ‘Main Character with No Regrets’ Energy đŸ”„

  • You live for attention (and honestly, you deserve it). Your vibe? A wine bag that’s as bold and unpredictable as your decision-making. Specifically, the Might Be Butt Plugs—because your presence is a present, and everyone should know it.
    👉 Own the Chaos with the Emotional Baggage Tote

Mostly C’s: 🎭 The ‘Petty but Lovable’ Energy 🎭

  • You’re hilarious, a little bit savage, and definitely not afraid to speak your mind. You need an “I'm Not Like the Others” sticker to let everyone know exactly where you stand. It’s the perfect mix of humor and a whole lot of attitude.
    👉 Unleash Your Inner Savage with the Other Girls Sticker

Mostly D’s: đŸ€Ą The ‘Hot Mess Express’ Energy đŸ€Ą

  • You’ve got a lot going on, but it’s never boring. The world can deal with your chaos—just make sure they know you’re bringing the emotional baggage in style. Your perfect match? The Emotional Baggage Bag. It holds all your drama and looks damn good doing it.

  • 👉 Pack Your Emotional Baggage