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Funny Birthday Card One Year Closer to a Golden Girl

  • $6.00
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Congratulations! You’re officially one step closer to trading in your regular wardrobe for caftans, hoarding cheesecake, and delivering savage one-liners with the confidence of a woman who’s seen some sh*t. This funny birthday card is perfect for anyone who’s aging gracefully—or at least pretending to.

Whether it’s a mom birthday card, a hilarious card for a friend, or a snarky birthday card for someone who appreciates a good Blanche Devereaux moment, this funny greeting card celebrates the inevitable march toward senior discounts, early bird specials, and an unfiltered opinion on literally everything.

For those who love funny, unique greeting cards, this one guarantees a laugh. Just remind them: aging isn’t scary when you do it like a Golden Girl. Now, pass the cheesecake and pour the wine.
Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts

Customer Reviews

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Jacqueline

Love the card, so cute. So unique!!

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KathRYN

The best designs and great service

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Sonia Veum
5 Stars

Timely shipping and safe arrival. Product as described, awesome!

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Sonia Veum
Timely shipping and safe arrival. Product...

Timely shipping and safe arrival. Product as described, awesome!

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Sonia Veum
Timely shipping and safe arrival. Product...

Timely shipping and safe arrival. Product as described, awesome!

Congratulations! You’re officially one step closer to trading in your regular wardrobe for caftans, hoarding cheesecake, and delivering savage one-liners with the confidence of a woman who’s seen some sh*t. This funny birthday card is perfect for anyone who’s aging gracefully—or at least pretending to.

Whether it’s a mom birthday card, a hilarious card for a friend, or a snarky birthday card for someone who appreciates a good Blanche Devereaux moment, this funny greeting card celebrates the inevitable march toward senior discounts, early bird specials, and an unfiltered opinion on literally everything.

For those who love funny, unique greeting cards, this one guarantees a laugh. Just remind them: aging isn’t scary when you do it like a Golden Girl. Now, pass the cheesecake and pour the wine.
Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts