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Funny Love Card My What a Handsome 🐓 You Have

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Looking for the perfect way to express your love with a side of humor? "My What a Handsome 🐓 You Have" is just what you need. This card is made for the man who has everything—except a sense of humility. Whether it’s for your husband, boyfriend, or partner, this card delivers the perfect mix of affection and humor that’ll have him laughing and blushing (but mostly laughing).

For those of you looking for funny love cards for him, this is the card you’ve been waiting for. Forget the clichĂ©s—this one gets straight to the point, blending affection with just the right amount of snark. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, a special occasion, or just the fact that he’s your favorite human, this funny anniversary card husband will bring out his goofy side while reaffirming your love in a way only you two can understand.

Say goodbye to the standard funny love greeting cards—this one is for the guy who can laugh at himself, but you still want to show him that you adore him in a way that’s undeniably unique. A perfect choice for that funny love you card when you're ready to show him how much you care with a snarky touch. Because nothing says "I love you" like making him feel handsome, even if he's just your favorite (ridiculous) rooster.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts

Customer Reviews

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Christine Borer
Hilarious Greeting Card

When I saw this card, I had to get it. I gave this as a birthday card for someone I've been getting to know in a more personal way. The response I got was: "Funniest...and best birthday card ever"! The quality of the card was perfect and arrived quickly. The personal thank you video was also very surprising and appreciated. I love supporting small businesses.

That's amazing! Thank you!

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Adele
Great card. Wonderful quality. Quick deliv...

Great card. Wonderful quality. Quick delivery.

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Tawny

I love these cards! My bf has loved each one too lol!

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Muriel
Arrived quickly and matched what was adver...

Arrived quickly and matched what was advertised

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Muriel
Arrived quickly and matched what was adver...

Arrived quickly and matched what was advertised

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Looking for the perfect way to express your love with a side of humor? "My What a Handsome 🐓 You Have" is just what you need. This card is made for the man who has everything—except a sense of humility. Whether it’s for your husband, boyfriend, or partner, this card delivers the perfect mix of affection and humor that’ll have him laughing and blushing (but mostly laughing).

For those of you looking for funny love cards for him, this is the card you’ve been waiting for. Forget the clichĂ©s—this one gets straight to the point, blending affection with just the right amount of snark. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, a special occasion, or just the fact that he’s your favorite human, this funny anniversary card husband will bring out his goofy side while reaffirming your love in a way only you two can understand.

Say goodbye to the standard funny love greeting cards—this one is for the guy who can laugh at himself, but you still want to show him that you adore him in a way that’s undeniably unique. A perfect choice for that funny love you card when you're ready to show him how much you care with a snarky touch. Because nothing says "I love you" like making him feel handsome, even if he's just your favorite (ridiculous) rooster.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts