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Age is a funny thing—one minute, you’re young and wild, the next, you’re one step closer to a bingo hall and a favorite recliner. This funny birthday card reminds the birthday person that they’re one year closer to a cozy room at a nursing home, complete with a rocking chair, a daily dose of Jell-O, and a bunch of new friends who can’t remember their names. It’s the circle of life, right?
Perfect for anyone who’s starting to feel the weight of those candles stacking up, this card is ideal for a dad, mom, husband, wife, or even a friend who’s creeping into the “getting older” territory. Whether they’re celebrating a 50th birthday, a 60th birthday, or even a 40th birthday (hey, it can’t hurt to start early), this hilarious card offers a lighthearted approach to the inevitable march of time.
For fans of funny, unique birthday cards, this one hits the sweet spot between snark and truth. We all joke about getting older, but this card takes it up a notch—because let’s face it, every year brings us closer to those inevitable senior discounts, early-bird specials, and maybe even a pet turtle. Embrace the reality of getting older with a laugh, because we’re all in this together.
If you're shopping for funny birthday cards for him or funny birthday cards for her, this one will have them laughing, groaning, and maybe even contemplating the idea of a retirement plan. After all, why not get excited about the perks of old age—like being able to say whatever you want and not caring who hears?
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material.
When will my order ship?
Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.
What if I need it sooner?
If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.
Priority: 1-3 business days
Ground: 1-5 business days
2 Day - 2 days
3 Day - 3 days
Overnight - Overnight
Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.
How long will it take to get to me?
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
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