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Funny Birthday Card for Dad Funny Father's Day Card I Used to Live in Your Balls Funny Card for Mom Dad

  • $6.00
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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Say "Happy Father's Day" or "Happy Birthday" to dad in the most memorable way with this hilarious card! Featuring an amusing pun that'll bring out the chuckles, this card is sure to make dad laugh and make him feel extra special! (But don't worry, it still shows you love him.) For the funniest way to say "I love you, Dad!", this quirky Father's Day card or birthday card is the perfect pick!


Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

Customer Reviews

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Laurie Swegle
Love my card!

I kept coming back to the Crimson and Clover website and finally bought the funniest card I've ever seen! I love the cards and can't wait to see the hysterical reaction from the recipients!

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Dorothy Mayabb
Dad hates it, I love it!

Funniest card ever! Made my dad cringe but made the rest of us laugh!

Making dads cringe is our jam!

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Krista Hattemer
I’m going to win Father’s Day

My dad refers to us as his fastest swimmers. Thank you for this perfect card.

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Kerri Feil
5 Stars

Hilarious would definitely buy again

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Kerri Feil
Hilarious would definitely buy again

Hilarious would definitely buy again

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Say "Happy Father's Day" or "Happy Birthday" to dad in the most memorable way with this hilarious card! Featuring an amusing pun that'll bring out the chuckles, this card is sure to make dad laugh and make him feel extra special! (But don't worry, it still shows you love him.) For the funniest way to say "I love you, Dad!", this quirky Father's Day card or birthday card is the perfect pick!


Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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