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Funny Birthday Card for Dad Funny Father's Day Card I Used to Live in Your Balls Funny Card for Mom Dad

  • $6.00
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Celebrate your dad's special day with a laugh! Our "Funny Birthday Card for Dad" is the perfect humorous greeting card that will bring a smile to his face. Featuring the hilarious message "I Used to Live in Your Balls," this funny birthday card is sure to be a hit for Father's Day or any occasion. Show your appreciation and share a chuckle with this unique card that blends humor and heartfelt wishes. Make his birthday unforgettable with this one-of-a-kind, funny card!
Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Customer Reviews

Based on 193 reviews
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Laurie Swegle
Love my card!

I kept coming back to the Crimson and Clover website and finally bought the funniest card I've ever seen! I love the cards and can't wait to see the hysterical reaction from the recipients!

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Dorothy Mayabb
Dad hates it, I love it!

Funniest card ever! Made my dad cringe but made the rest of us laugh!

Making dads cringe is our jam!

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Krista Hattemer
I’m going to win Father’s Day

My dad refers to us as his fastest swimmers. Thank you for this perfect card.

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Kerri Feil
5 Stars

Hilarious would definitely buy again

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Kerri Feil
Hilarious would definitely buy again

Hilarious would definitely buy again

Celebrate your dad's special day with a laugh! Our "Funny Birthday Card for Dad" is the perfect humorous greeting card that will bring a smile to his face. Featuring the hilarious message "I Used to Live in Your Balls," this funny birthday card is sure to be a hit for Father's Day or any occasion. Show your appreciation and share a chuckle with this unique card that blends humor and heartfelt wishes. Make his birthday unforgettable with this one-of-a-kind, funny card!
Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.