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Funny Birthday Card May You Always Be Carded

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Getting older sucks. But you know what doesn’t? Still being mistaken for someone too young to legally buy alcohol. This funny birthday card wishes them the greatest gift of all: eternal youth (or at least the illusion of it).

Perfect as a funny birthday card for her, for him, or any friend who is dreading another candle on the cake, this hilarious greeting card is all about celebrating the small wins. Whether they still get carded or just hope the bartender is feeling generous, this snarky card will make their birthday a little brighter.

For lovers of funny, unique greeting cards, this one is a must. Just remind them to keep their ID handy—just in case.

Details

Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
Dampen with sponge to seal
Blank interior for your personal message
Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day. Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.

TRACKING

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If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.