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Funny Birthday Card May Your Cake Always Be Moist-birthday card-Crimson and Clover Studio

Funny Birthday Card May Your Cake Always Be Moist

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Nothing ruins a birthday faster than a dry cake. This funny happy birthday card wishes the recipient one of life’s greatest blessings—moist, delicious cake. But let’s be real, it’s also an opportunity to make them deeply uncomfortable with one of the most hated words in the English language: moist.

If you’re looking for a snarky card that’s perfect for a friend, husband, wife, or anyone who hates the word "moist" (so, most people), this one’s a winner. Whether they’re turning 25 or 75, they deserve cake that’s fluffy and not a choking hazard.

For lovers of hilarious greeting cards that make people laugh and squirm, this is the ultimate birthday pick. Just don’t be surprised if they shudder when they read it.
Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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