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Funny Birthday Card May Your Cake Always Be Moist-birthday card-Crimson and Clover Studio

Funny Birthday Card May Your Cake Always Be Moist

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Nothing ruins a birthday faster than a dry cake. This funny happy birthday card wishes the recipient one of life’s greatest blessings—moist, delicious cake. But let’s be real, it’s also an opportunity to make them deeply uncomfortable with one of the most hated words in the English language: moist.

If you’re looking for a snarky card that’s perfect for a friend, husband, wife, or anyone who hates the word "moist" (so, most people), this one’s a winner. Whether they’re turning 25 or 75, they deserve cake that’s fluffy and not a choking hazard.

For lovers of hilarious greeting cards that make people laugh and squirm, this is the ultimate birthday pick. Just don’t be surprised if they shudder when they read it.

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

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