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Funny Love Card Thanks for Making My Vag Sore

  • $6.00
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Let’s be honest: love isn’t always about candlelit dinners and sweet nothings. Sometimes it’s about the aftermath of a little too much love—enter "Thanks for Making My Vag Sore". This funny love card cuts straight to the chase, celebrating the kind of love that leaves a mark. Perfect for sending a hilarious, no-holds-barred message to anyone who’s been that kind of good to you.

Whether it’s for a spontaneous love note, a funny anniversary card, or a funny love birthday card, this one will make anyone laugh. It’s not just about the sweet moments but the hilarious ones that come with being in a real, messy, passionate relationship. And sometimes, those moments deserve recognition in the funniest way possible.

This card is all about embracing the raw, real side of love—the moments that might leave you sore, but definitely with a grin. It’s perfect for anyone who knows exactly what it means to go there and have a laugh about it afterward. Whether you're looking for a funny anniversary card or a just-because surprise, this card is guaranteed to leave an impression.

With a bold, cheeky message like this, it’s clear that love doesn’t always need to be soft and sweet. Sometimes, it’s downright hilarious. Perfect for anyone who can laugh at the highs, lows, and hilarious in-betweens of love.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts

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Delfina
This is gonna bring lots of laughs!

This is gonna bring lots of laughs!

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kellie lunsford
So funny

I love all your cards they are unique and funny

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Rebecca Bogan
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Hannah Revor
Great!

Hilarious card, quick shipping, and nice thick paper

We're glad that you like the card! Thank you!

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Hannah Revor
Great!

Hilarious card, quick shipping, and nice thick paper

We're glad that you like the card! Thank you!

Let’s be honest: love isn’t always about candlelit dinners and sweet nothings. Sometimes it’s about the aftermath of a little too much love—enter "Thanks for Making My Vag Sore". This funny love card cuts straight to the chase, celebrating the kind of love that leaves a mark. Perfect for sending a hilarious, no-holds-barred message to anyone who’s been that kind of good to you.

Whether it’s for a spontaneous love note, a funny anniversary card, or a funny love birthday card, this one will make anyone laugh. It’s not just about the sweet moments but the hilarious ones that come with being in a real, messy, passionate relationship. And sometimes, those moments deserve recognition in the funniest way possible.

This card is all about embracing the raw, real side of love—the moments that might leave you sore, but definitely with a grin. It’s perfect for anyone who knows exactly what it means to go there and have a laugh about it afterward. Whether you're looking for a funny anniversary card or a just-because surprise, this card is guaranteed to leave an impression.

With a bold, cheeky message like this, it’s clear that love doesn’t always need to be soft and sweet. Sometimes, it’s downright hilarious. Perfect for anyone who can laugh at the highs, lows, and hilarious in-betweens of love.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts