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This is gonna bring lots of laughs!
I love all your cards they are unique and funny
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Hilarious card, quick shipping, and nice thick paper
We're glad that you like the card! Thank you!
Hilarious card, quick shipping, and nice thick paper
We're glad that you like the card! Thank you!
Let’s be honest: love isn’t always about candlelit dinners and sweet nothings. Sometimes it’s about the aftermath of a little too much love—enter "Thanks for Making My Vag Sore". This funny love card cuts straight to the chase, celebrating the kind of love that leaves a mark. Perfect for sending a hilarious, no-holds-barred message to anyone who’s been that kind of good to you.
Whether it’s for a spontaneous love note, a funny anniversary card, or a funny love birthday card, this one will make anyone laugh. It’s not just about the sweet moments but the hilarious ones that come with being in a real, messy, passionate relationship. And sometimes, those moments deserve recognition in the funniest way possible.
This card is all about embracing the raw, real side of love—the moments that might leave you sore, but definitely with a grin. It’s perfect for anyone who knows exactly what it means to go there and have a laugh about it afterward. Whether you're looking for a funny anniversary card or a just-because surprise, this card is guaranteed to leave an impression.
With a bold, cheeky message like this, it’s clear that love doesn’t always need to be soft and sweet. Sometimes, it’s downright hilarious. Perfect for anyone who can laugh at the highs, lows, and hilarious in-betweens of love.
Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.
When will my order ship?
Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.
What if I need it sooner?
If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.
Priority: 1-3 business days
Ground: 1-5 business days
2 Day - 2 days
3 Day - 3 days
Overnight - Overnight
Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.
How long will it take to get to me?
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
