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Funny Mother's Day Card I'm Not a Crackhead Funny Card for Mom Dad

  • $6.00
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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Say "I'm not a crackhead, just a [wonderful] kid!" with this funny Mother's Day card! Show mom and dad you care with this uproarious and lighthearted greeting, perfect for bringing a smile to their faces and cementing your best-child status. Don't be a square! Get them this card!

 

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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Stacy Steuber
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I want to quit my job and work with company! I loved the card, as did the recipient, but I kept the note and packaging because of the philosophy. Stay weird and be inappropriate! Thanks!!❤

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Say "I'm not a crackhead, just a [wonderful] kid!" with this funny Mother's Day card! Show mom and dad you care with this uproarious and lighthearted greeting, perfect for bringing a smile to their faces and cementing your best-child status. Don't be a square! Get them this card!

 

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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