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Funny Mother's Day Card I'm Not a Crackhead Funny Card for Mom Dad-Mom and Dad-Crimson and Clover Studio

Funny Mother's Day Card I'm Not a Crackhead Funny Card for Mom Dad

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Say "I'm not a crackhead, just a [wonderful] kid!" with this funny Mother's Day card! Show mom and dad you care with this uproarious and lighthearted greeting, perfect for bringing a smile to their faces and cementing your best-child status. Don't be a square! Get them this card!

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

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Stacy Steuber
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I want to quit my job and work with company! I loved the card, as did the recipient, but I kept the note and packaging because of the philosophy. Stay weird and be inappropriate! Thanks!!❤

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