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Happy Birthday to My Favorite Dinosaur Funny Birthday Card-Birthday-Crimson and Clover Studio

Happy Birthday to My Favorite Dinosaur Funny Birthday Card

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Aging is a privilege. Unless, of course, you're so old that archaeologists might accidentally dig you up. This funny birthday card is perfect for that special person who’s been around long enough to remember life before Wi-Fi.

Whether it’s a dad birthday card, mom birthday card, or a hilarious birthday card for a friend, this snarky card delivers a prehistoric-level burn with just the right amount of affection. If you know someone who complains about kids these days while adjusting their bifocals, this funny, unique greeting card is the perfect way to roast them on their special day.

Great or those celebrating their 50th birthday, 30th birthday, or 60th birthday. 

For fans of hilarious greeting cards with a side of savage humor, this card is a must. Just be prepared for them to start telling you about how gas used to be 50 cents a gallon.



Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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