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Thanks for Keeping the Kids Alive and Still Letting Me Touch Your Boobs Funny Mother's Day Card-Mom and Dad-Crimson and Clover Studio

Thanks for Keeping the Kids Alive and Still Letting Me Touch Your Boobs Funny Mother's Day Card

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Parenting is hard. Being hot is harder. Thanks for Keeping the Kids Alive and Still Letting Me Touch Your Boobs is the funny Mother’s Day card for your wife or partner who’s juggling chaos and still somehow putting up with you.

This card is perfect for the hot mom who does it all — snacks packed, meltdowns managed, and somehow still down to get frisky after bedtime (occasionally). Whether she’s your baby mama, wifey, or co-parent with benefits, this Mother’s Day card brings the humor and the horny in one perfect line.

A funny Mother’s Day card for partners who know they’re lucky — and want her to know it too.

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The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

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