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Small sticker. Loud personality.
The Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards Funny Sticker is a funny sticker for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, phone cases, and other surfaces suffering from a personality shortage. Stick it somewhere visible or toss it into a gift for the friend who immediately gets the joke.
A sarcastic sticker that makes the boring stuff considerably less boring.
• Dishwasher safe top rack for drinkware
• Matte laminated finish for a clean, elevated look
• Water-resistant for everyday use
• Designed for laptops, water bottles, and notebooks
Colors: Actual colors may vary slightly from your screen.
Note: Adhesion may vary on powder-coated or textured bottles. Best results on smooth stainless steel. Not intended for long-term outdoor use or cars.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
Shipping & Processing
When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.
How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.
Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.
What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.
Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
