If you searched for funny luggage tags, you probably want something that does more than quietly display your name while looking exactly like every other tag at baggage claim. A good luggage tag should make your suitcase easier to spot. A great one should also make you laugh while you wait for the carousel to cough up your bag.
Funny luggage tag ideas for travel
Crimson & Clover Studio has a full collection of funny luggage tags made for travelers who would rather carry sarcasm than a tasteful monogram.
Emotional Baggage
The Emotional Baggage Funny Luggage Tag works because every suitcase contains clothes, toiletries and at least one unresolved issue. It is especially good for frequent flyers, overpackers and anyone who considers a vacation part of their mental health plan.
Baggage & Bullshit
The Baggage & Bullshit Funny Luggage Tag sums up most trips before they even begin. Delayed flight? Bullshit. Middle seat? Bullshit. Paying $40 because your suitcase gained three pounds on the trip home? Also bullshit.
Under 50 Lbs. Miracles Happen.
If you have ever moved shoes from your checked bag to your carry-on while standing at the airport scale, the Under 50 Lbs. Miracles Happen Funny Luggage Tag requires no explanation.
TSA Has Seen Worse
The TSA Has Seen Worse Funny Luggage Tag is for the traveler who has stopped pretending the contents of her suitcase make sense. Four pairs of heels for a three-day trip? Fine. Emergency snacks? Fine. A completely unnecessary backup outfit? TSA has seen worse.
My Other Favorite F Word Is Flying
The My Other Favorite F Word Is Flying Funny Luggage Tag is a surprisingly wholesome option by our standards, which is probably why it also makes an easy travel gift.
Search Me Daddy
Airport security already makes everyone take off half their belongings. The Search Me Daddy Funny Luggage Tag simply adds enthusiasm.
Not a Bag of Dildos
The Not a Bag of Dildos Luggage Tag raises more questions than it answers, which is exactly why it belongs on a suitcase.
Could Be a Bag of Dicks
The Could Be a Bag of Dicks Funny Luggage Tag is another strong choice if your goal is to identify your luggage quickly and make the person standing next to you at baggage claim wonder what kind of trip you just took.
What makes a good luggage tag?
Humor helps, but a luggage tag still needs to do its actual job. Pick one that is easy to recognize from a distance and securely attached to your bag. Put only the contact information you are comfortable displaying, and make sure it is current before you travel.
A distinctive tag is especially useful if you own a black, navy or gray suitcase that looks like half the luggage on the carousel. A bright suitcase helps. A tag that says Might Be Butt Plugs helps more.
Funny luggage tags make easy travel gifts
A funny luggage tag is a useful gift for someone going on a honeymoon, taking a big birthday trip, studying abroad, traveling for work or simply spending too much of her life in an airport. It is small, practical, easy to pack and does not require knowing anyone's size.
You can also pair one with packing cubes, a passport holder, travel-size beauty products or a gift card for an upcoming trip. Or just give the tag. The joke is doing most of the work.
FAQ about funny luggage tags
What should I write on a luggage tag?
Most travelers include a name plus a phone number or email address. You do not need to put your full home address on the outside of your suitcase if you would rather keep that private.
Are funny luggage tags good gifts?
Yes. They are inexpensive, useful and easy to match to someone's personality. They work especially well for frequent flyers and people who already own every other travel accessory.
Do luggage tags really help at baggage claim?
They can. A distinctive luggage tag gives you one more visual cue when dozens of similar bags hit the carousel at once. Browse all of our funny luggage tags for travel and pick the one least likely to be mistaken for somebody else's.