A Secret Santa gift should be something the person can actually use, not just packaging around the real present. Everything here is a real gift and falls under $25.
Funny mug
The Caffeine and Inappropriate Thoughts Mug is an easy pick for coworkers, friends, or anyone whose personality improves after coffee.
Funny candle
The Fuck Adulting Butterscotch Bourbon Candle is useful, smells good, and has enough personality for a gift exchange.
Funny cosmetic bag
The Weed Stash Cosmetic Bag works as a makeup bag, travel pouch, pencil case, or whatever else the recipient wants to hide in it.
Funny notepad
The All My Remaining Fucks Notepad is cheap enough for most Secret Santa limits and useful enough not to end up immediately donated.
Funny tote bag
The May You Have the Confidence of a Mediocre Man Tote Bag works when you want the gift to feel a little more substantial without blowing the budget.
If your exchange is more chaotic, see our White Elephant Gifts Under $25. Shopping for work? See Funny Christmas Gifts for Coworkers.