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Funny Birthday Card Make This Year Your Bitch Birthday

  • $6.00
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New year, new attitude. This funny birthday card is for the go-getters, the boss bitches, and the people who refuse to let life push them around. If birthdays are just another reason to flex on the haters, this card is the perfect hype-man.

Great as a funny birthday card for her, for him, or for any friend who needs a little motivation, this hilarious card is all about seizing the day and making every moment count. Whether they’re crushing their goals or just trying to survive adulthood, this funny greeting card reminds them to handle life like a pro.

Perfect for lovers of snarky birthday cards and motivational insults, this card will have them laughing, inspired, and ready to dominate the year ahead.
Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Customer Reviews

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Beaulah
I bought several cards - they are all hila...

I bought several cards - they are all hilarious and very high quality. They also were shipped super quickly. Will purchase from this shop again!

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Stacey Brekke
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Tara

Quick delivery.

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Michelle Shelton
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Love your cards!!!

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Michelle Shelton
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Love your cards!!!

New year, new attitude. This funny birthday card is for the go-getters, the boss bitches, and the people who refuse to let life push them around. If birthdays are just another reason to flex on the haters, this card is the perfect hype-man.

Great as a funny birthday card for her, for him, or for any friend who needs a little motivation, this hilarious card is all about seizing the day and making every moment count. Whether they’re crushing their goals or just trying to survive adulthood, this funny greeting card reminds them to handle life like a pro.

Perfect for lovers of snarky birthday cards and motivational insults, this card will have them laughing, inspired, and ready to dominate the year ahead.
Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.