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Funny Love Card You're Still My Favorite Person to Fart Next into My Sleep

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Love is full of moments that make you laugh, groan, and roll your eyes. But you know what? It’s also about the person you trust enough to let rip in front of (or, in this case, next to). This funny love card is for that special someone who’s your favorite fart buddy. There's something about the comfort of being so at ease with someone that you can share everything—even your most gaseous moments.

This isn’t just a funny love card; it’s a hilarious love card that acknowledges the messy, unglamorous side of relationships. After all, nothing says “I love you” like letting someone close enough to hear, smell, and tolerate your most vulnerable moments. Whether it's an anniversary, a birthday, or a just-because card, this one is guaranteed to give your favorite person a laugh (or possibly a nose plug).

If you're looking for a lighthearted way to remind someone that, yes, they're still your number one, even when you're farting under the covers, this card says it all. Because real love is all about accepting each other’s weirdness—and maybe even enjoying it.

Key Features:

The perfect funny love card for that someone who’s seen it all (literally)
Ideal for anniversaries, birthdays, or just showing love
Hilarious, bold humor that makes love feel extra real
Funny Love Card: "I Love You Like a Cow Loves Not Being a Burger"

Love is a lot like the bond between a cow and the idea of becoming a hamburger—unexpected, full of surprises, and deep in a weird, metaphorical way. This funny love card takes that strange comparison and turns it into the perfect message to let someone know they’re your favorite—no grilling involved.

This card takes a quirky spin on expressing love, using the kind of humor that’ll make anyone laugh out loud. It’s for the person you’d rather not see in a burger bun, because honestly, they’re too amazing to be reduced to anything as basic as that. Whether it’s a birthday, an anniversary, or just a spontaneous declaration of love, this card is for anyone who appreciates the humor in the strange little things about life and love.

Let’s face it: relationships aren’t always about the usual sweet talk. Sometimes, they’re about the ridiculous, offbeat things that make them unique and lovable. This card is for that person who gets it.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

Customer Reviews

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Trinh

So adorable and perfect for any occasion! I will definitely buy more!

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Katelynn
Fun card! It was a hit!

Fun card! It was a hit!

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Jim Ciancia
Funny AF

I got this card for my wife for Valentine’s Day. A most romantic gesture I thought. She loved it! Not only was it a funny, irreverent card that isn’t the typical foo foo V-Day junk, it is historically accurate. Great stuff!!

We love being anti-foo foo! Glad it was a hit. :)

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Cherie Watkins
100 would recommend!

The products are perfect! Great quality, and exactly as depicted! Customer service is like it was back when people cared. I’ll definitely come back as often as I can to support this business! Love love love ❤️

Thanks! We love our ho bags. :)

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Rebecca Bogan
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Love is full of moments that make you laugh, groan, and roll your eyes. But you know what? It’s also about the person you trust enough to let rip in front of (or, in this case, next to). This funny love card is for that special someone who’s your favorite fart buddy. There's something about the comfort of being so at ease with someone that you can share everything—even your most gaseous moments.

This isn’t just a funny love card; it’s a hilarious love card that acknowledges the messy, unglamorous side of relationships. After all, nothing says “I love you” like letting someone close enough to hear, smell, and tolerate your most vulnerable moments. Whether it's an anniversary, a birthday, or a just-because card, this one is guaranteed to give your favorite person a laugh (or possibly a nose plug).

If you're looking for a lighthearted way to remind someone that, yes, they're still your number one, even when you're farting under the covers, this card says it all. Because real love is all about accepting each other’s weirdness—and maybe even enjoying it.

Key Features:

The perfect funny love card for that someone who’s seen it all (literally)
Ideal for anniversaries, birthdays, or just showing love
Hilarious, bold humor that makes love feel extra real
Funny Love Card: "I Love You Like a Cow Loves Not Being a Burger"

Love is a lot like the bond between a cow and the idea of becoming a hamburger—unexpected, full of surprises, and deep in a weird, metaphorical way. This funny love card takes that strange comparison and turns it into the perfect message to let someone know they’re your favorite—no grilling involved.

This card takes a quirky spin on expressing love, using the kind of humor that’ll make anyone laugh out loud. It’s for the person you’d rather not see in a burger bun, because honestly, they’re too amazing to be reduced to anything as basic as that. Whether it’s a birthday, an anniversary, or just a spontaneous declaration of love, this card is for anyone who appreciates the humor in the strange little things about life and love.

Let’s face it: relationships aren’t always about the usual sweet talk. Sometimes, they’re about the ridiculous, offbeat things that make them unique and lovable. This card is for that person who gets it.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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