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Funny Birthday Card Mom Said You Were An Accident

  • $6.00
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Another year older. At least the card doesn’t suck.

The Funny Birthday Card Mom Said You Were An Accident is a funny birthday card for friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, and anyone who can take a joke about getting older. Give it when cake and candles are happening but sincerity needs to stay under control.

A sarcastic birthday card for people who would rather laugh than read a paragraph about another trip around the sun.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

Shipping & Processing

When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.

How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.

Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.

What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.

Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.

Customer Reviews

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Marian
Awesome! Arrived on time and as described.

Awesome! Arrived on time and as described.

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Iluvmygirls Berge
5 Stars

Such a fun card to send to my brother. He will enjoy it.

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Iluvmygirls Berge
Such a fun card to send to my brother. He...

Such a fun card to send to my brother. He will enjoy it.

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Iluvmygirls Berge
Such a fun card to send to my brother. He...

Such a fun card to send to my brother. He will enjoy it.

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Hanah Britt
Love the design, high-quality printing and paper, fast...

Love the design, high-quality printing and paper, fast production and shipping

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