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Love it
Great card, I'm saving it for the future. She'll love it!
47 years together and her butt still looks great. The card expressed my thoughts exactly. I'll be buying more from Crimson if my wife doesn't kill me first.
Hahaa! Love that.
Perfect sentiment!
Romance, but make it inappropriate.
The Funny Love Card Nice Ass is a funny love card for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, partner, or favorite hot person. Use it for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or any random day when flirting by greeting card feels necessary.
A naughty, sarcastic love card for couples who prefer innuendo over inspirational quotes.
Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.
Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
Shipping & Processing
When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.
How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.
Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.
What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.
Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.
