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Virgin Butthole Funny Friendship Card

  • $6.00
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Some friendships deserve sincerity. Yours deserves this.

The Virgin Butthole Funny Friendship Card is a funny friendship card for best friends, chosen family, coworkers, and the person who always gets the joke. Use it for Galentine’s Day, birthdays, thank-yous, or a completely unnecessary reminder that your friendship is unwell in the best way.

A sarcastic friendship card for people who know exactly what you mean.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

Shipping & Processing

When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.

How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.

Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.

What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.

Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.

Customer Reviews

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Rosendo
Beautiful card, really well made, and look...

Beautiful card, really well made, and looking forward to giving it to a friend for Christmas!

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Rebecca

Love this company!

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Bryana
Came on time and good condition

Came on time and good condition

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Jaclyn
The card was funny by itself but the selle...

The card was funny by itself but the seller's note with shipping was the best. And, for that alone, I will be a returning customer. Rachel, you and I would make pretty good friends with humor like that.

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Richard Koffel
Love it!!

I could buy these cards in bulk! Every one I send always brings laughter.

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