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We Go Together Like Alcohol and Bad Decisions Funny Friendship Card

  • $6.00
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Some friendships deserve sincerity. Yours deserves this.

The We Go Together Like Alcohol and Bad Decisions Funny Friendship Card is a funny friendship card for best friends, chosen family, coworkers, and the person who always gets the joke. Use it for Galentine’s Day, birthdays, thank-yous, or a completely unnecessary reminder that your friendship is unwell in the best way.

A sarcastic friendship card for people who know exactly what you mean.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

Shipping & Processing

When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.

How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.

Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.

What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.

Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.

Customer Reviews

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Diane Teske
Read my mind, for sure.....

Such a touching sentiment. I knew as soon as I saw it, I had to buy, like eight, because that's all the friends I have. Sometimes I think you guys write these cards just for me. It's like you know me or something. Maybe I should have sent YOU the card? Seriously, a very cute and funny card, just perfect for brightening someone's Monday. Or Thursday. #buythiscard

We do write these cards just for you. We're reading your mind. JK. Glad we brightened up your day! And yes you can send us a card. :)

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Diane Teske
Read my mind, for sure.....

Such a touching sentiment. I knew as soon as I saw it, I had to buy, like eight, because that's all the friends I have. Sometimes I think you guys write these cards just for me. It's like you know me or something. Maybe I should have sent YOU the card? Seriously, a very cute and funny card, just perfect for brightening someone's Monday. Or Thursday. #buythiscard

We do write these cards just for you. We're reading your mind. JK. Glad we brightened up your day! And yes you can send us a card. :)

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Tori Casper
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Tori Casper
5 Stars

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