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Cocaine Christmas Funny Holiday Card

  • $6.00
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Not exactly the kind of white Christmas Bing Crosby had in mind.

Cocaine Christmas is an irreverent holiday card for friends with a truly inappropriate sense of humor. A joke for the people who enjoy their festive greetings with absolutely no filter.

Blank inside for your own holiday message.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

Shipping & Processing

When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.

How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.

Need it sooner?
Select an expedited shipping option at checkout. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.

What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.

Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.

Customer Reviews

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Samantha
these are really good cards

these are really good cards

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Samantha
these are really good cards

these are really good cards

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Albertha
Perfect for people you went to college wit...

Perfect for people you went to college with in the 80s ;)

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Albertha
Perfect for people you went to college wit...

Perfect for people you went to college with in the 80s ;)

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Joanne Klein
card was exactly as i had expected. good...

card was exactly as i had expected. good quality cardstock. quality printing. i LOVE these sarcastic sayings.