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Fuck Them Kids Pistachio Funny Candle-Candles-Crimson and Clover Studio

Fuck Them Kids Pistachio Funny Candle

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Let your inner sass shine with the Fuck Them Kids Pistachio Funny Candle! This bold, hilarious candle combines the nutty richness of pistachio with a side of humor that’s perfect for anyone who needs a laugh and a break from the little ones. Whether you're gifting it to a friend who needs a bit of stress relief or treating yourself to some "me time," this candle adds a touch of humor and sweetness to any space. Perfect for anyone who loves funny candles, parent humor, or just wants to make a cheeky statement, this pistachio-scented gem is here to keep things light and fun. It's time to light up your room and laugh out loud—because sometimes, we all need a break!

Fragrance Notes

Top
Orange, Nutmeg, Clove

Middle
Almond, Cinnamon, Pistachio

Base
Sugar, Vanilla

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."

8 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Comes in a box

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