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Here's that Dildo You Wanted Funny Gift Bag

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Celebrate their birthday with a bang! Give them a gift in our Here’s That Dildo You Wanted Funny Gift Bag. With its playful tone and cheeky design, it's sure to bring a smile to their face. Plus, no need for wrapping paper - the bag itself is a gift!

Details
  • Measures 7.8" x 3.9" x 11"
  • Bags are crafted from heavy duty 250 gsm Kraft
  • Matching cotton twill handles
  • Square bottom 
  • Gold foil imprint
Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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Celebrate their birthday with a bang! Give them a gift in our Here’s That Dildo You Wanted Funny Gift Bag. With its playful tone and cheeky design, it's sure to bring a smile to their face. Plus, no need for wrapping paper - the bag itself is a gift!

Details
  • Measures 7.8" x 3.9" x 11"
  • Bags are crafted from heavy duty 250 gsm Kraft
  • Matching cotton twill handles
  • Square bottom 
  • Gold foil imprint
Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.