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Here's that Dildo You Wanted Funny Gift Bag

  • $8.00
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Nothing says “thoughtful gift” quite like a bag that announces its contents before it’s even opened. Whether you’re actually gifting one or just messing with their head, this funny gift bag for adults is a guaranteed conversation starter.

This hilarious birthday gift bag is perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of inappropriate humor. It’s also a must-have for bachelorette parties, gag gifts, and even baby showers (if you’re feeling extra bold). Just imagine the recipient opening this in front of their family—priceless.

Need a way to elevate your funny gift wrap game? This bag is the answer. Fill it with something totally normal to keep them guessing, or fully commit and make it match the label (no judgment). Either way, it’s the kind of wrapping that’ll get as much attention as the gift itself—if not more.
Details
  • Perfect gift size: 7.8" x 3.9" x 11"
  • Heavy-duty 250 gsm kraft paper construction for durability
  • Comfortable matching cotton twill handles
  • Sturdy square bottom design stands upright
  • Eye-catching metallic foil imprint adds premium finishing touch
  • Ready to make any gift feel special
Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Customer Reviews

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Adelle
Love it!!!! Thank you! It's exactly as pic...

Love it!!!! Thank you! It's exactly as pictured!

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Rossie
Perfect receptacle for a birthday gift!

Perfect receptacle for a birthday gift!

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Justine
Recipient LOVED this and thought it was hi...

Recipient LOVED this and thought it was hilarious.

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Amparo
This was the best gag present i gave to hi...

This was the best gag present i gave to him friend.

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Elmira
Made a great gift bag - received many comm...

Made a great gift bag - received many comments!

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Nothing says “thoughtful gift” quite like a bag that announces its contents before it’s even opened. Whether you’re actually gifting one or just messing with their head, this funny gift bag for adults is a guaranteed conversation starter.

This hilarious birthday gift bag is perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of inappropriate humor. It’s also a must-have for bachelorette parties, gag gifts, and even baby showers (if you’re feeling extra bold). Just imagine the recipient opening this in front of their family—priceless.

Need a way to elevate your funny gift wrap game? This bag is the answer. Fill it with something totally normal to keep them guessing, or fully commit and make it match the label (no judgment). Either way, it’s the kind of wrapping that’ll get as much attention as the gift itself—if not more.
Details
  • Perfect gift size: 7.8" x 3.9" x 11"
  • Heavy-duty 250 gsm kraft paper construction for durability
  • Comfortable matching cotton twill handles
  • Sturdy square bottom design stands upright
  • Eye-catching metallic foil imprint adds premium finishing touch
  • Ready to make any gift feel special
Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.