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It Can't All Be Coke and Threesomes Funny Sympathy Card

Name: It Can't All Be Coke and Threesomes Funny Sympathy Card
Brand: Crimson and Clover Studio
SKU: SY1008
Price: 6.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (15 reviews)

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Let your friends know that you feel their pain with this unique sympathy card. Its funny message reminds them that not *everything* in life can be as sweet as coke and threesomes. Show the people you love that you've got their back through the hard times with this humorous token of support.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day. Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.

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I can't wait to put this one in the mail....

I can't wait to put this one in the mail. Ha. This shop has very fun cards. Great quality and fast to ship. Thanks!

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Fast and good quality card.

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I didn't even have someone in mind yet. But it is too hysterical to not have on hand!

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It Can't All Be Coke and Threesomes Funny Sympathy Card

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